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“Candy Store” from Heathers for Emma D. @1000liveslived and Carmen @rocking-rockatoo and Belle (me) otherwise known as The B.E.C.s.
BELLE:
Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far, Why now are you pulling on my dick? I’d normally slap your face off, And everyone here could watch. But I’m feeling nice. Here’s some advice. Listen up, biotch!
EMMA & BELLE: I like!
CARMEN: Lookin’ hot Buying stuff they cannot
CARMEN & BELLE: I like!
EMMA: Drinkin’ hard Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
CARMEN & EMMA: I like!
BELLE: Skippin’ gym Scaring her Screwing him
BELLE & EMMA: I like!
CARMEN: Killer clothes
B.E.C.s: Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
BELLE: If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your mommy fix you a snack
EMMA & CARMEN: Woah!
EMMA: Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke In my Porsha with the quarterback
B.E.C.s: Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store It’s time for you to prove You’re not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store
BELLE & EMMA: Guys fall
CARMEN: At your feet Pay the check
EMMA: Help you cheat
B.E.C.s: All you
BELLE: Have to do
CARMEN: Say goodbye to Shamoo
B.E.C.s: That freak’s
EMMA: Not your friend I can tell in the end
B.E.C.s: If she
BELLE: Had your shot
B.E.C.s: She would leave you to rot
CARMEN: ‘Course if you don’t care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on
B.E.C.s: Woah!
CARMEN: Or forget the creep
EMMA: And get in my jeep
BELLE: Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
B.E.C.s: Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You’re not a pussy anymore Then step into my candy store
EMMA: You can join the team
BELLE & CARMEN: Or you can bitch and moan
CARMEN: You can live the dream
EMMA & BELLE: Or you can die alone
BELLE: You can fly with eagles
B.E.C.s: Or if you prefer
BELLE: Keep on testing me
EMMA & CARMEN: And end up like her!
B.E.C.s: Woah!
CARMEN: Honey, whachu waiting fo—
BELLE & EMMA: Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store
B.E.C.s: It’s my candy store It’s my candy It’s my candy store It’s my candy It’s my candy store
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
Megs or Megamind = Syx and Bell are the same in that answer
♣ Do they believe the world is made up of good and evil?
Very black and white view of morality. When looking at closely there is lots of grey and exceptions, but large picture Megs sees the world as in two camps, those who are praise and those that are shunned. Good and Evil. However in Megs mind good isn’t always moral and evil not alway immoral, but society doesn’t seem to care about that from what he/she sees of it.
✔ Are they holding a grudge against anyone?
Syx holds a huge grudge against the men compliant with his bullying in prison, guards and prisoners. Also against the government in general and the scientists specifically.
Bluebell doesn’t have any true grudges, just frustrations in a general sense. Against types of people and not specific people. Such as stingy and racist shop owners for instance.
✦ Who is their favorite villain?
Themselves. XD
Seriously, though, Dr. Doom. A genius with a preference for robots and a showmanship flair. And he runs his own country. What’s not to love in a villainous role model?
△ Name one thing from their past that they regret.
Biggest regret is ruining his/her relationship with the Warden to the point where he/she thinks that the father/child relationship can never be repaired.
☼ If they had the choice to be immortal with one other person, who would they choose?
Minion. Without question or thought. It would hurt not having a lover immortal with them, but a world where Megs outlives Minion? No, never. Couldn’t happen.
Most things are the same for Syx or Bell. If so I’ll use Megs and he/she.
(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time
Megs is very even keel and happy most of the time. Very realistic expectations and easily filled with passion about his current project. He has melancholy moments but usually throws himself into a project and can get back to a happy passion. During quiet moments of reflection, however, he can get anxious and very depressed, but this mostly only happens when he can’t do something to distract. Thus in prison his general state is sour and moody.
@ = How the character appears online
Mostly quiet lurking. When Megs gets onto a forum its highly technical questions or very through responses, rarely writing less than 5 paragraphs and having little understanding of how the written word can have misconceptions about tone of voice. Most common screen name is Mega_6 or Mr_6_mind.
(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink
Junk food. Poptarts, donuts, chocolate, cookies, chips, anything easy that doesn’t require effort to make. If Minion is cooking then whatever is put before him/her. Megs still prefers sweet things and generally doesn’t really like veggies but they can get snuck through in dishes.
(´;Д;`) = What worries the character
Syx worries about his safety and the future. He is paranoid about his place in the city and worries endlessly about either seeming like too much of a threat or too little of one. He tries to walk that careful line and it endlessly stresses him.
Bluebell worries about people seeing the real her. She wears a mask at all times even more so than Syx. She is highly assertive and aggressive to cover a inner self that does nothing but worry and fret over how she’s being perceived.
Megs likes the rain, which post movie is hard because for a long time after the rain scene it brings back bad memories even after the repairing the relationship with Roxanne starts. But pre-movie, Megs likes to just sit at his drafting table with a cup of cocoa and just stare up at the big windows getting hit with rain, the pattern the light makes through the gathering drops is very soothing. As is the heavy moisture in the air.
♪ = What music the character likes
Rock! Syx loves the classics like AC/DC, Metalica, and Guns n Roses, but also newer artists like Schaffer the Darklord and Set It Off.
Bluebell loooooves the female rap artists Missy Elliott, Lil Mama, and Sammus.
⊙﹏☉ = What flusters the character
Not having the answer to a social situation. Socialization doesn’t come easily and Megs goes off of practice and repeated patterns rather than through intuition. (this is where the autism head canon comes in or that is to say, being an alien highly resembles how autism functions and human!au is just autism) So anytime a social situation goes outside of the defined pattern he/she’s comfortable with Megs freezes up and loses focus trying to find a solution to the sudden unknown. Social situations don’t follo0w logic and are usually best avoided outside of known circumstances. Routine is essential. The routine breaking also causes Megs to fluster.