“No nicknames period!” Megamind threw up his hands in exasperation, “Are you ever listening to me three-twenty-nine? Not-Daddy needs to stop petting you and don’t you even give me that look!”
Teeth gritted he focused on the other blue alien again, “Not that it’s any of your business but I’ve never pierced my tongue and and evil has many uses hard crystalline structures,” he raised his brows archingly. He’d self pierced his eyebrow and nose in his teen years but those had healed up over the years. It was just a bad idea for a career villain.
Harrison stops petting the brainbot and gives Megamind a ‘bitch please’ look. He understands abstractly that Megamind has an evil image to uphold, but he’s not sure why his friend would lie about something so odd and insignificant.
“Uh I’ve seen it with my own eyes, sweetie. And heard the x-rated oral details from your ex,” he says pointedly. “As well as having a copy of the technical specs for his tongue stud psi blocker sitting at home.” Harrison takes a few steps closer and his voice drops lower. “Is this an evil image thing? I can never tell.”
Megamind floundered mouth working silently before bursting out, “The fuck are you talking about?!” snapping his mouth shut as he realized his slip he stomped angrily he hissed lowly, “I am thoroughly blaming you for that, Suit!”
A flush had creeped into his face, half embarrassment and half anger. Fists tight as glowered at Harrison, leaning into his personal space, “I am not your sweetie and I have no idea who on this ever loving evil rock you are. I do not have an ex and what I do with who I chose to do it with is none of your business.”
RP backup 