{{ lol, sorry I only have muse for one version of this. Enjoy the other I did though. ❤ and hentai indeed }}
Tag: asks
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Syx wasn’t entirely sure what it was. He’d built something in a half asleep state and so had decided to test it off site. It had seemed innocent at first. A glowing blip that manifested a small cephalopod looking thing. Going closer to examine it had proved that it wasn’t alive… just mass and jelly-like flesh.
It was when Syx had started to poke it that everything went wrong. It got bigger, sticky tentacles wrapping around him. The more he fought the more grew and wound around his form. As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough the tentacles didn’t seem at all satisfied with just wrapping around him. Syx sucked in a hissing breath as the sticky substance on the tentacles started dissolving his costume.
He was starting to get serious flashbacks to some of the porn he’d watched… last night… oh god! He’d made a hentai bomb?! FUCK! Why would he not label that?! His cheeks flamed red, why did he do this out in the semi-open if he was going to fall in his own stupid trap?!
Trying to pin his legs together as he was well aware of what was going to happen next, the blue villain let out a soft moan as the gooey tentacle slid along his legs. He’d had way too many fantasies about this to not get aroused. The fact that he was pinned rather helplessly, however, wasn’t nearly as good in reality as it was in fantasy.
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Send “🎉” To Attack My Muse With An Obscene Amount Of Confetti
Just as Syx thought it was finally safe to leave the car, having to push mounds of confetti out of the way to do so, another round of explosions set off. With a deep groan, the villain slammed the door again but not before the interior was filled with the stuff. With it settling around his need he whined, “This is fine… I can just live in the invisible car… the brain bots can bring me snacks.”
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Send “🎉” To Attack My Muse With An Obscene Amount Of Confetti
“Oh GOD what?! Why?!” Syx shouted, dodging through the endless explosions of papery pieces and bright colors. Ripping open the door to the invisible car, he cowered inside.
“I’m… just going to hide in the invisible car until it’s over…”
are you a bottom or a top? or a switch???
“Let’s just say that I’m not the one that gets tied up.”
how short are you? do they even let you ride rides at amusement parks? do you have to disguise yourself to ride them?
“Ha ha, I’m 5 foot 5. I’m not that short.”
“And them not letting me on the rides had nothing to do with my height.”
Would you date a person that have partner you don’t like?
“This seems like a highly specific question. Who is this?”
“And it would depend on how much I don’t like them and how they feel about me. I can’t see a polyamorous relationship working if the people involved in the other aspects of the relationship are going to be at each other’s throat. That’s not a thing I want to be a part of emotionally.”
Do you have any favourite activity that does not include science?
“Is this a trick question? Even baking can be considered a science…”
“But I digress, the art of the escape is a favorite. Long drives along the lakeshore. Hiking in the sand dunes. A good run and workout routine. I rarely had time back in the good old days of The Game, it’s been pleasing to rediscover.”
You’re beautiful
“Devilishly handsome.”
*whispers* “Minion, where were these people while I was growing up?”
🖕 – Someone you despise?
“The person I despise most in my entire life is already dead. I just I could have killed him myself. Spitting on his grave isn’t nearly as satisfying.”
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