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sexual fantasy with unspecified partner || accepting

❝Oh, this is a naughty one.❞

❝I return to Evil Lair to find it dark and quiet. As I’m looking around, a silk cloth gets pulled over my eyes and I’m forced back into the kidnapping chair. Legs spread wide as they start their evil monolog about luring me in and turning the tables on me. To get me back for everything I put them through and describing my future torment in agonizing detail.❞

❝Cutting open my suit and using the Vibrator of Destruction on my tender flesh. After I’ve become a ruined mess listening to their promises of more while the device does its work, they push me down and start up the Pummeller, smothering my shouts with their own arousal. I drink them in, it seeming endless, my holes sore and stretched. Only for them to promise worse next time with a properly evil laugh.❞

OKAY BUT THE TENTACLE MUG ,,, I’m DEAD I LOVE IT

{{ ;P I love my mug. I also have a tentacle ring and hoodie (though the size is a little small) and an octopus hat. And an octopus pen topper (ty Kay!) But the mug I use every day ❤ }}

Meeting would be great… maybe, if I could ever get past how shy I am (see me hiding behind anon). I know that sounds bad when I asked about a 1 nighter, but the idea of what you might say & a possible yes are thrilling. I mean I can talk/flirt shamelessly this way, but… I’ve been hurt something fierce in the past, & actually meeting terrifies me. If that makes sense? Like, I will say things that I REALLY want to do, but then I freak out… Do you know what I mean?

❝I’d say I understand better than you could know, but maybe you do know?❞

❝Trust… is a very hard thing to give. Masks give us a feeling of safety. Anno-nimity. Even when they aren’t physical masks,❞ he pulled his cape around him, a protective shield even if only a mental one, ❝Layers of protection to make sure no one can hurt you again,❞ he frowned, realizing he was starting to sound like the therapist he always ignored whenever Warden dragged the man into the prison.

❝Being… vul-nerable, taking away the things that protect us from getting hurt again,❞ the images came to mind so easily, anytime he left the Lair without his spikes and de-gun and villainous banter. Whenever he left the Lair as Syx and not as Megamind. It was terrifying no matter how much he wanted the thing that made him just put on a pair of jeans instead of his combat ready suits. He wrapped his arms around his chest, protected from view with his cape, ❝I’ve learned recently that even heroes hide. Must be human nature,❞ his lips quirked in humor and bitterness but he was finally starting to accept he was perhaps more human-like that he’d been lead to believe growing up.

Well I hope not anyone and Hal.. but wow I need to find the Bernard/Wayne docs because I can’t Find ANY. I thought i was aloooone!

{{ Oh you definitely aren’t alone. One of my rp friends has a Wayne and Bernard who are married post movie. And I’m not sure if they are posted anywhere proper, Kay might know. They were on the old Live Journal account and that’s all dead and mostly deleted. But there were several fics. I just don’t think they ever made it to ffnet.

And I have read Hal stuff. An interesting post movie one that had a recovering Hal slowly grow feelings for Wayne as the disgraced and retired hero tried to make amends and acted as Hal’s sponsor/patrol officer. The other was exploring what was going to be canon which was Hal and Hot Flash. It was a very abusive relationship (and I think led to my head canon that poot Hot Flash always picks bad men and it always ends in fire and blood and death). Also, there was a Megamind/Hal one that was an alternate to them fighting and had them have sex as boys bonding over shared rejection and Hal declaring he wasn’t gay in a very closeted way. XD it actually worked fairly well since they’d already been hanging out (even if Hal didn’t know it) and it happened before all the reveals to piss Hal off and left it with them just settling into something that would be villainous allies with benefits?

Like I said, you name it, someone in the fandom already wrote it. }}

I actually used to have a theory that Bernard and Wayne/Metroman were secret boyfriends. Mostly bc Wayne appreciated how Bernard was the only fan who treated him like a regular person. (That got deep sorry)

{{ omg I read some fics like that. Bernard/Wayne is great. XD I’ve read just about every pairing there has ever been I think }}

Oh god… I’m… I’m sorry… I didn’t… I didn’t mean for my ask to come across as a “kink”… I would find you incredibly sexy even without the big head & blue skin. Those are, I dunno, like, extras? on the attractiveness meter. I didn’t stop to think about how what I wrote might sound. It was not meant as “sex with the evil blue alien”. More like, “one night with the gorgeous hottie, who is WAY out of my league”. The fantasy is who you are, not what you are. is so embarrassed

❝Thank you? For the clarification,❞ he fidgeted with the top of his glove, ❝Actually responding to fan mail-❞

❝And talking to people,❞ Minion added helpfully.

Syx sighed exasperatedly, ❝Thank you, Minion. Is still rather a learning experience. One night stands as a concept make me uncomfortable. But uh…❞ he glances over to Minion’s shrugging and encouraging motions, ❝It’s come to my attention that I need to engage with more people. So meeting wouldn’t be out of the question?❞

do you think Bernard was part of this Fan Club.. maybe even the leader of this Fan Club. (Also other hc is that Bernard is actually the Caretaker of the Metroman/Megamind Muesum)

{{ Oh Bernard was so part of the fan club. I head canon he wrote one of the Megamind books (though maybe under a pseudonym) and it’s why he was so critical of Megamind’s ‘costume’ in the museum. Though I think he’s the type to not ever want to meet the villain in person but still obsess over his origin possible hidden powers, theories, and have a forum he is part of that talks about the hero and villain. }}

You know… I think your are so damn sexy. With that blue skin, those big expressive green eyes, those long fingers…. and the way you move and the way you project yourself, that whole evil persona… makes me so hot. Would you ever consider having a one night stand with someone just to fulfill their fantasy?

❝Okay, villain cape off for this one.❞

❝All through growing up I got one of two usual reactions. Disgust or kink. To this day I’m not sure what’s worse. If I’d want to I could go on the inter-webs and have one night stands lined up for weeks. I am quite aware of certain… hentai and fetish sites,❞ not that he’d admit to enjoying some of that material himself, ❝Including very interesting… art… of myself. Minion tells me this happens to all celebrities. Even villains. I really wish I could forget the one I saw of me and Psycho Delic,❞ his blue face paled and he shook his head, there just wasn’t enough brain bleach.

❝The point is,❞ he took a deep breath, ❝No. I’m not a kink. I’m not a toy. I really still don’t understand why I have a fan club. I’m the bad guy. Devilishly handsome though I may be. I’ve been used before. I won’t ever be again. Fan or not. I only take lovers to bed and those are the ones I trust to see me as a person first. Not just a sexy pair of legs and a large head.❞

SYX LOOK AN ALIEN

❝Ha. Ha. And a-ha. What wit.❞

So… Do you have any favorite movies or TV shows? What’s your favorite move genre?

❝I do have a deep weak spot for such masterpieces as Rocky Horror, Army of Darkness, The Little Mermaid… Also, I have a fondness for Bob’s Burgers. Just such a normal family.❞