Pre-established Relationship Meme – 💙 Complicated XD (((with Drago all its complicated.))

“Okay no wait!” Bluebell waved her hands wildly in the air, bouncing on her toes, “What if, just picture this, a swarm of robotic bees in a sandstorm! In fucking MICHIGAN! Yeah?” she grinned widely as she bounced down on the couch, tossing a beer overhanded at the djinn, “Don’t tell me that wouldn’t be fucking sweet. The looks on their faces alone I tell you!”

Cackling with wild energy she could hardly sit still, spilling beer as she gestured with both hands. The young blue villainess was clad in a studded leather pants and a cute skull tank top, her makeup as over the to dramatic as it always was with severe winged eyeshadow and dark purple lips.

“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

“Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” Alixon (lol)

“What? No! It’s my favorite one.”

HONESTY 8

HONESTY 8: What would your ideal lover be like?

“I want a person who can match me in wit, challenge me at every level, and still make me… feel like I’m not worthless when I’m at my weakest. Who can hold me when I’m… soft.”

Honesty 5 and 9

HONESTY 5: If you could have one wish, what would it be?

“To undo the past.”

HONESTY 9: What is something you’re useless at?

“Cooking… I have been banned from the kitchen on multiple occasions.”

Did you have a name before you became Megamind? I am curious to know what the prisoners named you.

“Incredibly magnificent.”

(( poor grumpy boy won’t answer that, but I’ll share. XD His Uncles and the Warden called him Blue, Little Blue, Bobble Head, Buddy, Bub, and Syxy. In his disastrous attempt at school, Blueberry and Bad Boy was added to Bobble Head. As a teen on the streets, he earned Freak. In the max security prison yard, he earned Spider Killer, though it wasn’t used much. Currently, his nicknames are Little Buddy, my Overlord, Fuck Brain, Ol’ Blue, and Megs ))

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He was outside. Crouching on a rooftop. Syx was familiar with the area and being on a roof wasn’t that strange… but… he didn’t remember coming out here. Maybe he’d… sleep walked? He’d been building something in Evil Lair… Anna had…. tried to get him to come to bed, but he’d been on a roll and wanted to finish. He’d promised to make it up to her later. Likely he’d fallen asleep at the drafting table, it would hardly be the first time that happened.

Still, it hardly explained what was going on currently. Standing Syx stepped back from the ledge. He didn’t feel tired. At all. Bouncing on his toes he marveled at how odd that was. His clothing was odd too… not his normal leather and spandex. Speaking on that… he reached up and touched his head. Small. Hair.

WHAT?!

Jerking in shock and growing panic, Syx spun and dropped to the ground. He made a beeline for the lair. He didn’t know what was going on but he needed Minion NOW!.

@sincerest-flattery

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😐- the most embarrassing thing they’ve ever done

Once, early in his career, while he was building one of the first big Mechs, he trapped himself inside of the chassis. It was back when the brain bots were far less helpful and more like dog versions of Iron Man’s ‘dummy’. Minion was out running errands and when he came back five hours later he found 4 bots playing by themselves and 2 trying to ‘help daddy’ (the rest had given up long ago). In their attempts to follow Syx’s muffled directions they had transformed the situation from ‘the panel fell and I can’t move it myself’ to ‘I’m welded inside of this robot and these fuckers won’t even bring me water and I’m certain I’m now dying’. One bot was helpfully tormenting Syx by pouring water on the outside of the half-built robot and ruining the wiring.

When Minion finally freed his Sir, Syx refused to even talk about it and had the entire project scrapped. Whenever the incident is brought up, Minion has to suppress laughter under the duress of Syx’s death glares.

“Ready, FIGHT!” (Lyn lolol)

|| Fight Meme || accepting ||

Battle Arena:

Narrator’s Intro to Scene:

Psych Delic “An’ in this corner with a what appears ta be a fuckin’ my Little Pony, is the scrawny ass Megamind! An’ in the other, the one the only, my take no prisoners daughter, THE CRIMSON FUCKER!”

Arena Music:

Blue Stahli – Superhero Showdown

My Muse’s intro:

“It’s the EQUESTRINATOR! And you know it Psycho!”