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Well I hope not anyone and Hal.. but wow I need to find the Bernard/Wayne docs because I can’t Find ANY. I thought i was aloooone!
{{ Oh you definitely aren’t alone. One of my rp friends has a Wayne and Bernard who are married post movie. And I’m not sure if they are posted anywhere proper, Kay might know. They were on the old Live Journal account and that’s all dead and mostly deleted. But there were several fics. I just don’t think they ever made it to ffnet.
And I have read Hal stuff. An interesting post movie one that had a recovering Hal slowly grow feelings for Wayne as the disgraced and retired hero tried to make amends and acted as Hal’s sponsor/patrol officer. The other was exploring what was going to be canon which was Hal and Hot Flash. It was a very abusive relationship (and I think led to my head canon that poot Hot Flash always picks bad men and it always ends in fire and blood and death). Also, there was a Megamind/Hal one that was an alternate to them fighting and had them have sex as boys bonding over shared rejection and Hal declaring he wasn’t gay in a very closeted way. XD it actually worked fairly well since they’d already been hanging out (even if Hal didn’t know it) and it happened before all the reveals to piss Hal off and left it with them just settling into something that would be villainous allies with benefits?
Like I said, you name it, someone in the fandom already wrote it. }}
I actually used to have a theory that Bernard and Wayne/Metroman were secret boyfriends. Mostly bc Wayne appreciated how Bernard was the only fan who treated him like a regular person. (That got deep sorry)
{{ omg I read some fics like that. Bernard/Wayne is great. XD I’ve read just about every pairing there has ever been I think }}
do you think Bernard was part of this Fan Club.. maybe even the leader of this Fan Club. (Also other hc is that Bernard is actually the Caretaker of the Metroman/Megamind Muesum)
{{ Oh Bernard was so part of the fan club. I head canon he wrote one of the Megamind books (though maybe under a pseudonym) and it’s why he was so critical of Megamind’s ‘costume’ in the museum. Though I think he’s the type to not ever want to meet the villain in person but still obsess over his origin possible hidden powers, theories, and have a forum he is part of that talks about the hero and villain. }}

SERIOUS QUESTION: Pancakes or Waffles??!!?!

❝You honestly expect me to choose between this-❞

❝-and this?❞

❝I am a Villain so I don’t have to choose. I’ll take BOTH.❞
I’m dying at your responses 😂😂

{{ I’m glad. XD I missed this. Even if I’m so distracted today by Sense8. Also before I sleep I will have blue hair. Beware incoming pics. }}
Hi Hungry, I’m Dad!

❝Ha! Ha! Like Warden hasn’t tried that on me dozens of times already.❞
AS A HUGE MARVEL/MEGAMIND FAN PLEASE PUT AS MUCH DETAIL AS YOU CAN !!! I DON’T CARE IF IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.. it’s Marvel for crying out loud.. I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN WITH THIS BECAUSE I WILL READING IT
{{ ahahaha yessssss. XD okay so I shall share some of the things that were bouncing in my head while at work.
Syx starts getting attention my the SHEILD after his first teenage fight with Metro Man. They’d sent agents before but Warden always kept the knowledge away from the boy cuz he didn’t want little blue to get used as a science project or used to make weapons or what not. But it was with the “understanding” that Blue would eventually do government work.
This, of course, got thwarted when Syx ran away from home and part of why Warden didn’t look as hard as he might have was cuz of the agents now breathing down his neck.
But when Syx starts up super villainy he gets a big talk to while sitting in prison that is meant to help the troubled teen and about how he can change his ways and they will help him learn to channel his abilities. Syx takes this as “go big but not big enough to make anyone outside the city notice. And from then on is really careful not to make his machines too threatening seeming. (so no death laser with the power of the sun in this verse)
Wayne, on the other hand, is always getting hounded to join the big teams and to help in global threats and is always trying to downplay it because he is just too depressed to deal with anything more that his one city. If anything he’s happy that Megs is as active as he is cuz he can use it as his excuse for why he’s needed here and not elsewhere. So the Game is still going strong.
BUT crossovers! Metro Man having team-ups with the Avengers. Mutant politics in Metro City. Syx having a private and secretive war with Stark Industries to prove his robotic tech is superior. Young Teen Syx trying to break into Stark Industries to figure out how Iron Man manages his flight because Syx refuses to admit he doesn’t know how to keep flight stable.
Seeking out the other aliens and someone with a space ship and begging to see the Earth from space again. Begging to find out if there were other survivors from his planet out there somewhere… Accidentally getting caught up in a big plot and just being so lost. Megamind accidentally helping to save the day and getting a pat on the back from someone he hero-worshiped and being so ashamed to admit that he’s a villain and the Steve Rogers is just, “Yeah I know, kid, but there is more to all this than what legal side you’re currently on. What matters is that you are fighting for your beliefs. For what is morally right.”
And Megs is just…

and mind blown.
Metro Man having his crisis moment of wanting to retire and getting to talk to people like Bruce Banner who gets the immense power thing, the desire to isolate and pull back despite the potential they have to do good.
Roxanne being a mutant. Just think about it. Cuz yes. Maybe not even a flashy or combat power. Just something she always feels she has to hide so she can fit in. Feeling so much connection to Syx because he might actually understand? Having a moment when Syx is on the brink of am I good or evil and her ability getting revealed. Of them building on that and as a point of connection. Roxanne just fighting so hard for good mutant representation in the media. And making so many projects based on it. Roxanne protesting for mutant rights even while closeted herself.
Just… Marvel Verse. }}
WHY DID YOU BUILD THE PYRAMIDS?! WHY?!

❝To drive yoU ALL INSANE WITH CURIOSITY! …is it working?❞
does syx is gay
