“I’m not gay, though? I’m bi? pan? a Xenophile? But ignoring that… compared to humans or my own species? Where would I even fall? This needs more research…”
{{ he’s not coming back, he’s spending the next 5 hours looking at muscular men and forgetting why he was doing that }}
It’s almost that time of year again, April Fools’ Day. If you’re not a fan of the holiday, take the No Prank Pledge, courtesy of John Oliver of Last Week Tonight.
“Poptarts, chocolate, cream and jelly filled pastries, carrot cake, cream cheese, buttery breads, those blue hard candies that taste like blue, jelly beans, pizza, fish, avocado anything, tomato just about any way possible, and all the shellfish. Are you going to make me something?”
“Though from experience… don’t try combining all your favorite foods in a blender… that doesn’t work… and the kitchen had to be fumigated.”
Chewing on his lip again, Syx broke down and tried the foam. New and interesting was good… but there was a certain comfort that he very much enjoyed about the same and routine and knowing what to expect. The bright garlic taste made him blink. His brow furrowed in experimental curiosity, he tried the sandy stuff too. Licking a bit and rolling it on his tongue. His mouth open and brows furrowed, he tipped his head to the side, baffled by the odd combinations of taste and texture.
“They-” he shook his head, trying to focus on the question “-they taste weird and are too mushy. Minion says it’s because they just cook them badly in prison but I just really don’t think food is supposed to be leafy. I generally don’t eat it if it’s green or mushy or too hard,” it was mostly a texture thing in the end, “Sweet is always better. Avocados are an exception of course. And tomatoes. But those are both fruits. Fruits are wonderful things when mashed into jellies and pies and on ice cream…” when it came down to it, the villain rarely ate anything not prepared or prepackaged in some way, “Soups are an acceptable form of greens though,” he mused, thinking to the soup and a few others Minion had snuck through on him over the years, “And pum-kins.”
Eating another bit of fish, he waved his fork as he spoke, “Likes… sweet is always good. And pastries. I have a weakness for butter and cream even if it doesn’t sit well… and coffee, I have the best ideas on coffee,” he laughed, it wasn’t really true, more just that he had too many ideas with a good caffeine buzz sending him into overdrive, “The only things I can’t stand aren’t likely to come up,” he shrugged off, looking away. Harrison being the wealthy man he was, the sort of foods that turned the blue villain’s stomach and brought back bad memories wouldn’t even be served as far as Syx knew.
Focusing on his date, Syx tucked his hands under his chin and focused his bright green eyes, “And what about you? What turns your nose or lights up your pale-let?”
Harrison continued to eat while he listened to his companion, moving on to a ‘dune’ of fresh steamed mussel with just a hint of coconut.
“Well having grown up on a prison diet of canned mushy vegetables, I can agree with you to some extent. I’d rather eat veggies that weren’t boiled to death. I swear the first time I had fresh peas, I nearly creamed my jeans,” he chuckled, setting down his fork to take a sip from his still-smoking cocktail.
“And I agree with you on the sweets and pastries. My metabolism is much higher than a human and I need the extra calories to do my best work,” he said, gesturing to his large head before picking up his fork again. “My favorite is probably fresh cherries. Hell, I’ll even eat them canned. I’ve been known to polish off an entire can of filling before it ever seens a pie crust.. Same with peaches. Now is it all vegetables you dislike, or only the green ones? I’ve always been fond of fresh radishes and peppers myself.” He smiled at his companion before stabbing at the shredded crab. “And there’s nothing quite as lovely as an onion jam.”
“Onion jam? That doesn’t sound real,” Syx frowned. Slowly he picked over the plate but still avoided the green grass looking things. The rest, though throwing him off visually, was tasty if odd.
“Green is just the worst, but orange is usually good. I like carrots. So… roots, squashes, and fruits are good,” he shrugged, “If they happen to be green that’s okay. But I really hate salad.”
His nose crinkled, “I… can’t eat out of a can. Not right out of the can anyway,” bad memories of when he’d been on the streets always came back hard, “I always forget you started in prison too.” It was hard to remember when his date came off far more like those Syx had always found himself opposed to, even if they man in question always just drew him in deeper with fascination and interest.
“Seafood is a yes, I take it?” he hummed in extasy over the crab, “I adore it myself. I used to think tuna salad was heaven until Minion started cooking the real deal.”
Harrison laughed. Oh his date thinks he’s going to give him a run for his money, eh? Bless his little supervillain heart.
“I think its red snapper,” he finally answered, picking up one of the little mussel shells and sipping out the foam. Ooooh it tasted like garlic and lemongrass, the perfect accompaniment to their fish.
“And if you cover the greens in the shredded crab and ooooh some of this crunchy sand, and I’m sure you won’t taste them at all,” says with playful smile. “You really don’t like vegetables? What other foods make your list of likes and dislikes?” he asked, as eager to learn more about this man who has captured part of his heart.
Chewing on his lip again, Syx broke down and tried the foam. New and interesting was good… but there was a certain comfort that he very much enjoyed about the same and routine and knowing what to expect. The bright garlic taste made him blink. His brow furrowed in experimental curiosity, he tried the sandy stuff too. Licking a bit and rolling it on his tongue. His mouth open and brows furrowed, he tipped his head to the side, baffled by the odd combinations of taste and texture.
“They-” he shook his head, trying to focus on the question “-they taste weird and are too mushy. Minion says it’s because they just cook them badly in prison but I just really don’t think food is supposed to be leafy. I generally don’t eat it if it’s green or mushy or too hard,” it was mostly a texture thing in the end, “Sweet is always better. Avocados are an exception of course. And tomatoes. But those are both fruits. Fruits are wonderful things when mashed into jellies and pies and on ice cream…” when it came down to it, the villain rarely ate anything not prepared or prepackaged in some way, “Soups are an acceptable form of greens though,” he mused, thinking to the soup and a few others Minion had snuck through on him over the years, “And pum-kins.”
Eating another bit of fish, he waved his fork as he spoke, “Likes… sweet is always good. And pastries. I have a weakness for butter and cream even if it doesn’t sit well… and coffee, I have the best ideas on coffee,” he laughed, it wasn’t really true, more just that he had too many ideas with a good caffeine buzz sending him into overdrive, “The only things I can’t stand aren’t likely to come up,” he shrugged off, looking away. Harrison being the wealthy man he was, the sort of foods that turned the blue villain’s stomach and brought back bad memories wouldn’t even be served as far as Syx knew.
Focusing on his date, Syx tucked his hands under his chin and focused his bright green eyes, “And what about you? What turns your nose or lights up your pale-let?”
When you wanna make a joke about pitting marginalized groups against each other but then you realize they’ve been each others allies since the beginning
when you expose your own –phobic nature by assuming that bi people (a group stereotyped as promiscuous) and ace people (a group stereotyped as prudish) would hate each other despite facing the exact same brand of discrimination (both from straights and gays/lesbians)(they think we’re not a real orientation)(they thing we need to just pick a side)(they think we just haven’t found the right person yet)(say we’re not *really* LGBTA)
Also you realise that ‘bi aces’ are a thing right?
{{ Biromantic Ace (spectrum, sex is too eh to not be) here. So yeah, no fighting. And why should any of us want to fight our lgbtqai+ allies anyway? *glares at all the phobes* }}