
“T-thank you?”

“MINION! Where are all these coming from? I swear if Metro Man is pranking me…”

“T-thank you?”

“MINION! Where are all these coming from? I swear if Metro Man is pranking me…”





“That seems awful personal… you only get one without a face. Choking.”
🌑 – Fears?

“Getting restrained without the ability to defend myself and being at the mercy of those I don’t trust.”
💦 – What makes you cry?

“Pain? Heartbreak? Onions?”
🍭 – Childhood memory?

“So I was five I kept hearing Uncle Mikey bragging about all the iron he was curling and I thought that sounded really interesting. So I slipped out in the middle of the night to see the forbidden room of heavy things and iron. I didn’t know what any of it was at the time but I spent three hours before the guards found me looking for curlicues of metal that I was positive they were hiding from me. Warden had to explain to me what a figure of speech meant.”
🦄 – Sexuality?
{{ answered }}

“Minion, are you sure this was meant for me? Yes, okay, okay…”

“And I, uh, I love you too, random citizen.”
*whispers* “Minion, am I doing it right?”

“Confusing? Is that an answer? I’ve yet to find a human term to fully encapsulate it. Gender is stupid and using that as a basis for a compatible partner seems ridiculous. I also fail to understand monogamy.”
🎂 – Favorite snack/treat?

“Poptarts, any flavor but maple cinnamon is best. Don;t break Minion’s heart and tell him, though. I do adore his cooking. But sometimes it’s just a craving.”
🥚 – Egg?

“uh… egg? Uh… I-”

“N-next question.”
🎃 – Favorite holiday?

“Holloween.”
🎨 – Hobbies?

“Besides building robots and custom vehicles? I tend to do a lot of sketching while I think. Other than that, video games and books whenever I have the free time. Though when I usually have the most time to kill… well solitary doesn’t offer many outlets.”