Wrong Number is Gay

singinghands:

syx-blue:

singinghands:

[Text] Riiight.

[Text] I’ll get my own donuts then.

[Text] Don’t think I want to know what that is.

[TXT] I’m not saying you can’t have my donuts

[TXT] actually plz have my donuts I can’t look at them anymore

[TXT] how does one prove thy lack of ill intent to thy brethren? 

[Text] Hey when you figure it out let me know.

[Text] See if anyone else wants them?

[TXT] Bah! M wont eat them and he is just mama fishing me now

[TXT] If I shoot them out of a canon at the park, do you think people would catch them?

[TXT] apparently my canon privileges just got taken away

[TXT] now i’m bloated and bored

[TXT] tell me things?

Wrong Number is Gay

singinghands:

syx-blue:

[TXT] disproving the possibility of ax murder is an impossibility

[TXT] if I was a known ax murderer than I’d be in prison and if I wasn’t known then how could anyone ever know?

[TXT] also I do own an ax which isn’t stacked in my favor

[TXT] but it does have a sign saying ‘do not touch, yes I mean you’

[TXT] because of the fetch incident

[Text] Riiight.

[Text] I’ll get my own donuts then.

[Text] Don’t think I want to know what that is.

[TXT] I’m not saying you can’t have my donuts

[TXT] actually plz have my donuts I can’t look at them anymore

[TXT] how does one prove thy lack of ill intent to thy brethren? 

Measure Up

youcanttrapjustice:

syx-blue:

“Ah,” Syx frowned softly, “The world has gotten quite… strange since I came here, but roughly speaking it’s still my Metrocity,” it did give a horrible thought, to have truly lost all the people he had known… it was strange enough when his father had become his mother.

He blushed a light lavender when his staring was called out. Worrying his lip in thought, he reminded himself what he had learned from Harrison’s Wayne. Similar, but not the same. He’d had to do a lot of thinking lately anyway… maybe it would be okay to open up a little.

Syx steepled his fingers before him, “Do you know why I throw myself relentlessly at Metro Man despite always failing? It’s the same reason that I used to punch brick walls in prison,” he tipped his head long blue fingers tracing nearly faded away scars on his knuckles, “Because I’m the only one that can get hurt. I know that no robot or laser I throw at him will do more than mess up is hair.”

His bright green eyes sought hers, “Why would I really want him dead? Any of you dead? He’s all that remains of everything I lost. We’re the last. Even if there are technically more of us now.” 

“I’ve envied him, I’ve hated him, I’ve loved him, and he’s broken my heart a million ways whether he was aware of it at the time or not,” Syx shook his head with a sigh, “You’re not the first I’ve seen with scars, just not nearly so… severe? It still is just… I put Wayne on a pedestal. He was unbreakable so it was okay to hit him. It was stupid and immature and idiotic as much as it was fun and entertaining. But it meant that when he did get hurt… when I see any of you hurt… it’s as if gravity suddenly failed. I’m still trying to figure out what to do with this new information.”

[Throughout his little speech, Wendalyn has been eating her pretzel and watching him with a seemingly lazy interest. She is listening, but he isn’t saying much that is actually interesting. The most interesting thing that he mentions is having a soured romantic relationship with his Metro Man too.]

You must have misheard me. I said ‘cause injury’, not kill. [She takes another bite of pretzel.] It’s far more attention getting than any half-baked memory bomb.

As for what you do with information like that… You keep it to your fucking self. [The half eaten pretzel pointed at him does nothing to soften the hard look she’s giving him. She is dead serious and he had better realize as much.] Don’t write your theories down. Don’t draw up plans that play off a perceived weakness. If you don’t want my kind dead or worse, you don’t draw attention to the possibility that more than the concentrated power of the sun can harm us.

Syx raised an eyebrow, “Which is exactly why I wouldn’t ‘cause injury’ in the first fucking place. Gods aren’t supposed to bleed,” he snorted, “Just because I get shook up seeing it doesn’t mean I don’t know how to do it. I need to know that so I don’t fuck up and accidentally hurt him. As impossible as I once thought that was.”

“And I am not an idiot,” he smacked the pretzel out of his face, “I know just what those fuckers would do if they could,” his lips drew thin and paled at the unwanted memories, “There isn’t a human on this planet that could piece together my notes even if they were all written down. My technology would be just as bad in their hands as that information would be,” he mumbled like a paranoid man, biting the inside of his cheek to shut up. He’d gotten yelled at by his Uncles too often for his paranoia no matter how warranted Syx knew it to be.

The concentrated power of the sun bit had him rolling his eyes. He hadn’t tested it on Wayne though he had finished building it, “Like that would do more than cause a sudden bought of nakedness.”

Wrong Number is Gay

singinghands:

syx-blue:

[TXT] I might be on a sugar high? my tongue feels weird

[TXT] I have 2 more boxes but I no longer believe I can eat them

[Text] Probably are then?

[Text] Prove you’re not an axe murderer or something and then share.

[TXT] disproving the possibility of ax murder is an impossibility

[TXT] if I was a known ax murderer than I’d be in prison and if I wasn’t known then how could anyone ever know?

[TXT] also I do own an ax which isn’t stacked in my favor

[TXT] but it does have a sign saying ‘do not touch, yes I mean you’

[TXT] because of the fetch incident

1000liveslived:

@syx-blue ⚜ cont

Alcohol was no stranger for this feline, though generally it was very rare for her to get to this level of drunkenness. She was a woman that could definitely hold her alcohol, her metabolism so fast and the demonic blood that ran through her veins allowing for a higher tolerance than any other. Aside from her Father, of course. It wasn’t terribly often that she got to this kind of a level, and it was the alcohol that took away any inhibitions she may have had otherwise. Though of course, sex with Syx wasn’t something that was entirely out of the ordinary to begin with. It was his words of ending whatever was happening between them, or stopping it or not being able to do it or whatever he had done had reached into a part of her she honestly didn’t know she had. 

The feeling that he was abandoning her speared through her hard enough for her to speak without thinking, the drunken words flowing from her tongue without hesitation or second thought. She refused to let Syx be one more person that could possibly abandon her, thinking him to be doing exactly that. She wasn’t sure what was going through her mind, not bothering to think too hard on much of anything, even when he stared at her as he was now. 

“Why would I what?” She demanded, ears turning back with irritation as she glared at him with wet eyes. “I didn’ fuckin’ stutter. Ya don’t get ta leave.. I don’t… I can hate you again.. I swear… I can hate you, please jus’..” she stopped, looking away with a bitter expression. 

He’d barely even gotten his pants on, sitting on the edge of the bed. He’d drank some too, at Lyn’s drunken insistence. It was how they’d ended up here. Again. In this strange dance somewhere between love and hate and familiarity. He’d known her through all of her youth… his mate had been accidentally wearing Emmalyn’s face when they’d first fallen in love… it made everything so messy. It made it impossible for him to sort out what he really felt for the woman beside him now.

But her desperation and pain had his arms reaching instantly, blue hand cradling his pale pink cheek, “Em… Lyn… That’s not what I meant… it’s just not… you don’t normally…” 

He blew out a breath through his nose, there was no good way to end that thought. So he kissed her instead. 

His forehead pressed against hers, he grumbled, “What even is this?”

Wrong Number is Gay

singinghands:

syx-blue:

[TXT] I’m not? Do you get wrong # often?

[TXT] !!!!! is your phone hooked to like a time shift where you get all the calls that never get answered and you get like feedback from all over the many planes of existence?

[TXT] that would be so fucking cool

[TXT] okay I checked the math and even allowing for time paradoxes it’s super unlikely but I still like it as a concept

[TXT] Boas are cool. and my donut is now gone

[TXT] but look! I have more!

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[Text] Not that often? But it happens.

[Text] You okay over there? 😟

[Text] Hey, that’s just teasing.

[TXT] I might be on a sugar high? my tongue feels weird

[TXT] I have 2 more boxes but I no longer believe I can eat them

Measure Up

youcanttrapjustice:

syx-blue:

Taking his food, Syx leads the way to a place to sit. He picked a place where no one could come at him from behind, but also made sure the side for his companion to sit in had enough room for her size and dog. Ripping a bit of the pretzel and grinning at the hot steam that escaped, Syx dipping it into the cream cheese and munched on it happily. The dairy would upset his stomach later, but god was it delicious.

“So,” he waved a piece of pretzel around as he spoke, “Which one is yours anyway? I know of a few now. Let’s see…” he ticked them off on his fingers, “Female hero, tongue ring guy, two that wear suits… but I know you can’t mean either of those,” he tipped his head, feeling like he was missing some other options. His eyes flicked to her scar again, but he bit his tongue on the question for now. 

His leather jacket sleeves were getting in the way and leather didn’t really roll up… why had he gone gloveless today? He sighed internally, recalling his parting touches with Anna before coming here. That had been the reason, but now re regretted his exposed wrists. Fuck it all, he’d just leave the jacket on and just suffer through it. 

[Being that he has taken the seat against the wall, that leaves her with the choice to either give her back to the room or to sit next to him. Neither are appealing. She settles on sitting across from him and stretching her senses to catch potential threats. Fakk 2 is getting old enough that she can’t trust the dog to scent all ill intent.]

None of them. The Megamind I knew my entire life is still back in my original dimension, along with most of the rest of my life. [Wendalyn gestures vaguely towards Fakk 2, indicating that the dog had come along with her.] And don’t think I don’t notice you looking at my temple. But rest assured that he didn’t cause it. I have yet to meet a Megamind who has the balls to injury one of my kind.

“Ah,” Syx frowned softly, “The world has gotten quite… strange since I came here, but roughly speaking it’s still my Metrocity,” it did give a horrible thought, to have truly lost all the people he had known… it was strange enough when his father had become his mother.

He blushed a light lavender when his staring was called out. Worrying his lip in thought, he reminded himself what he had learned from Harrison’s Wayne. Similar, but not the same. He’d had to do a lot of thinking lately anyway… maybe it would be okay to open up a little.

Syx steepled his fingers before him, “Do you know why I throw myself relentlessly at Metro Man despite always failing? It’s the same reason that I used to punch brick walls in prison,” he tipped his head long blue fingers tracing nearly faded away scars on his knuckles, “Because I’m the only one that can get hurt. I know that no robot or laser I throw at him will do more than mess up is hair.”

His bright green eyes sought hers, “Why would I really want him dead? Any of you dead? He’s all that remains of everything I lost. We’re the last. Even if there are technically more of us now.” 

“I’ve envied him, I’ve hated him, I’ve loved him, and he’s broken my heart a million ways whether he was aware of it at the time or not,” Syx shook his head with a sigh, “You’re not the first I’ve seen with scars, just not nearly so… severe? It still is just… I put Wayne on a pedestal. He was unbreakable so it was okay to hit him. It was stupid and immature and idiotic as much as it was fun and entertaining. But it meant that when he did get hurt… when I see any of you hurt… it’s as if gravity suddenly failed. I’m still trying to figure out what to do with this new information.”

Wrong Number is Gay

singinghands:

syx-blue:


@singinghands cont.

[Text] Think you typed it wrong.

[Text] But what else is gay?

[TXT] no way I typed it wrong! Uncle numbnuts don’t know is own # lol 

[TXT] Snakes are gay. And this donut. It has rainbow sprinkles. 

[Text] You sure? You wouldn’t be the first person.

[Text] That makes sense. Always wondered about my boa.

[Text] What kinda donut?

[TXT] I’m not? Do you get wrong # often?

[TXT] !!!!! is your phone hooked to like a time shift where you get all the calls that never get answered and you get like feedback from all over the many planes of existence?

[TXT] that would be so fucking cool

[TXT] okay I checked the math and even allowing for time paradoxes it’s super unlikely but I still like it as a concept

[TXT] Boas are cool. and my donut is now gone

[TXT] but look! I have more!

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