stroke my ego pls

butscrewmefirst:

okay because im genuinely curious, can you tell me ( anon or not ) what my reputation is in the rp community? this encompasses what my reputation is in my fandom, as well as/or my reputation in the community as a whole. can be positive or negative, for constructive criticism is HIGHLY appreciated, just as compliments are. pls and thank u.

Good Morning Sunshine

justiceisanoncorrosivemetal:

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

Head tipping back, Syx’s thoughts evaporated under Harrison’s hands. A sharp breath drawn in as those clever blue fingers found an extra sensitive bump on his tentacle. His hands soothed across Harrison’s back, drawing up to caress the back of his perfectly sized head. 

Sagging against his lover as his knees started going weak, his only thought was to draw closer with a needy sound. So wonderfully and exquisitely blue. He wanted nothing more than to entwine around his lover utterly. To wrap his tentacle with… well around Harrison’s cock. Even is the parts didn’t match up perfectly it was still blue. Still the exchange of far more than simple touch. 

Taking Harrison’s hips, Syx pressed his towards the other blue man, pinning the hand between them. His lips moved across Harrison’s temple to lick and nip the shell of his ear. All while his tentacle shifted in the grasp to rub wetly over the barely contained bulge that was his lover’s blue cock in those lovely panties. 

It wasn’t until Wayne took Harrison’s arms that he remembered the hero again. His mind so utterly focused. Though he’d been the one to suggest it, he was now loath to be parted from Harrison. With a grunt, he kept his own hold on the blue man, even if Harrison’s arms were pulled away, Syx was not relinquishing the prize of that blue cock willingly. 

“Noo,” Harrison mewled needily as Wayne took his wrists in hand.  He’d known what he was getting into with this, and he knew the restraints were coming.  But now that he’d gotten that delightful tentacle in hand, he didn’t want to give it up.  He tried to pull away and looked up at his husband with his best pleading puppy-dog eyes but no.  His mate was ever the follower of rules and he didn’t really expect Wayne to relent.  Harrison pouted for a long moment before…. an even better and even more wicked idea came to his mega mind.  

He raised his legs and hooked them around Syx’s waist pulling the other man closer.  Syx’s wet eager tentacle was so close to his cock, but not close enough.  The damn panties were still in the way.  

He could smell how much Syx wanted him, the blend of feeling and pheromone filling the backs of his sinuses.  Harrison tried his best to grind up against his lover’s length, searching for the friction he craved.  

[With his attempts at separating them being thwarted on both sides, Wayne can’t help but feel that he has missed something. Or is currently missing something. He frowns down at the pair, not still pulling, but not letting go either.] Either you guys want to be peeled apart or you’ve changed plans that fast and aren’t telling me.

Syx sucked in a sharp breath as Harrison ground into him. His knees felt weak and he sagged against the pair. It made it hard to think through, but Wayne’s confusion finally penetrated his lustful haze. Giving a growl of frustration, Syx looked up at Wayne, “I did tell you to hold him, didn’t I?”

Actually, Syx couldn’t recall what he’d said, but it didn’t matter. All that really mattered was that those panties needed to be gone. With Wayne hopefully having a secure grasp of Harrison, Syx grabbed the blue man’s ankles and unwrapped them from his waist. Syx snapped  the band of Harrison’s undies, “These are no longer permitted.”

Taking a hold of the band, Syx drew them down and off, letting himself sink to the floor with them. He trailed his lips over Harrison’s stomach… and finally to the prize. The scent of it… blue sex. Syx wanted to bury his nose in that little bit of fuzz, but he contented himself with laving his tongue over Harrison’s length as he looked up at the pair with hooded eyes. It tasted as wonderful as he’d imagined. Blue. There was no other word for it. 

With his lips brushing lightly against Harrison’s balls, Syx commanded, “Now you can restrain him.”

theycallmekaibara:

It’s Commission Time again! I have been released from school for Winter Break for a while now and I’ve had some time to draw some things for myself and catch up on my sleep, so I think it’s time to offer up commissions! These are different from my last bunch of commissions, I call them my “srs business commissions.” As you can probably tell there are more detailed options available. 

Considering present company I can’t draw anything too NSFW, and I specialize in humanoid characters and fashion. If there’s anything you aren’t sure about, just ask me and we’ll see what we can do!

Paypal only, and for orders $20 and up I ask for at least half up front. I can be contacted through my tumblr inbox/IM or through email at misskaibara@gmail.com 

glittergcld:

syx-blue:

“Heh… Well… technically? I mean-” Syx fluttered his hands about wildly “-I do keep escaping. Warden said I was up to…” he looked up in thought, “99 life sentences? Destruction of property, disruption of the lives of Metrocity’s sheeple, death threats against the city’s hero…” he ticked off on his fingers, “there was was a public indecency accusation in there somewhere but that was total rubbish. I wasn’t the one who was naked, Metro Man was. Yes. I caused it, but how was I supposed to know that was going to happen?”

“But mostly I’m in Ultra Max solitary for the escaping part,” he shrugged. He’d always just assumed that was common knowledge.

Paige looked to Syx with a blank expression, watching him as he attempted to explain away whatever it was that he did. Perhaps it was fairly common knowledge what he did, though Paige was still having a hard time connecting Syx to the Megamind that she actually heard about. Granted, she thought Megamind had been some big, elaborate joke that was going on for too long and too far by some man that really needed a reality check. Luckily enough, Paige never did have a problem with admitting when she was wrong. 

Even still, she sighed and rubbed her hand over her face, careful to not catch her piercings before looking at him again, “…Well then,” She mused slowly, “This is… certainly a lot,” She admitted, chuckling almost breathlessly. “Too bad its a bit too early for a drink just yet,” She teased. 

Syx rubbed his hand over his face with a sigh, “Yeah… I won’t hold it against you if you do anyway,” he shrugged helplessly.

Freddy returned at that point, “Here you kids go. Ain’t gonna be like any quiche you ever had before, I guarantee. Eat up before it gets cold.”

Grinning wish pride, he laid down the plated slices. The quiche was in a perfect tart shell with bacon, fire roasted tomato, asparagus, the egg perfectly fluffy, and utterly dairy free for Syx. He served it with potato wedges coated in seasoning and garlic and fresh orange juice. 

Destroy: What object would you erase from existence if given the opportunity?

{{ oh man… that’s a tough one if I limit myself to just things that are connected to me… *soft noise of indecision* old artwork. Really old. Like from when I was 5 or something. There was this thing we went to? It let you turn your kid’s drawings into plastic plates? Well…. dad had like a million of them made… and still has them. And loves to sneak them into my moving boxes occasionally for nostalgia and cuz he’s a jerk (in a good way) but they are so embarrassingly old and he never ever throws out our art. But of all the art he’s kept, that’s the worst. }}

De-Gun Asks (Mun Edition)

its-pronounced-metro-city:

☀️ Death Ray: Describe your most lethal (fictional?) invention.

🌟 Debilitate: What is your ultimate weakness; what makes you feel all soft and squishy inside?

💥

Decompress: What do you do to relax after a stressful day?

🎨

Decoupage: Do you have any fun hobbies or talents you’d like to share?

☔ Demoralize: What do you do to cheer yourself up? What do you do to cheer others up?

💦 Dehydrate: What’s your favorite hot drink? What’s your favorite cold drink?

🌈 Deregulate: What’s your favorite place that you visit frequently?

🔥 Destroy: What object would you erase from existence if given the opportunity?