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Swallowing, his mind raced… devil spells? Fuuuuuuuuck. Why magic? And now some new stranger who didn’t even have the courtesy NOT be in his home. 

“Oh!” Megamind let out a nervous chuckle, “Evil book, how positively bad. What exactly are you planning to do with it?”

“Also… evil god, why are you in my Evil Lair? I don’t take visitors to my secret hideout,” which was a complete lie, but she didn’t need to know that he’d now had plenty of visitors, invited or not. 

At his question’s she just couldn’t contain the nervous laugh that had been building up within the back of her throat before clutching the book closer towards her chest as though that would help keep her growing heart rate in check, though she didn’t even know why her heart had decided to speed up just a little. “I don’t have any plans of what to do with it… It’s just with me so I have a piece of my sisters Winifred and Mary still with me..” 

“I must apologise for intruding” she mumbled softly. “I wasn’t looking where I was going when exploring the city. I’m not exactly from here and when I noticed this building from the outside of it I thought it would have been abandoned so I went closer to that ‘wall’ just outside not knowing what to expect and.. here I am”  

“You just randomly found a secret entrance into a super villain’s lair?” Megamind groaned, covering his face with his hands. Damn it, he didn’t even have his gloves on! He wasn’t prepared to be dealing with this. “You honestly expect me to believe that?”

Hunching his shoulders in the way that would normally make him look bigger if he’d had his spiked mantle on, Megamind glared at her. He had no idea what to even do with her. “Why are you even in Metrocity?”

Who’s Side Are You On Anyway?

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        Fox stood there, his artificial tail flicking just like that of a real fox. His arms crossed over his chest as he popped his hip and raised a single brow. The smirk on his lips forward the tips of his sharpened canines to poke through. He scoffs a moment before speaking, shoulders lifting as he does. 

        ❛ Nice one. ❜ he says, in response to the comeback, sarcasm   d r i p p i n g    off that tongue of his before he looks up at Miss Richie. ❛ Besides, tha lady ain’t gotta be taken ta be a vixen does she? ❜ He muses, winking at her before he unfolds his arms and shifts his weight into his other hip as he puts a hand on the extended hip and uses the other to make hand gestures as he speaks. 

        ❛ I’m talkin’ bout tha missin’ “hero” –– ❜ He puts finger quotations around it. ❛ –– an’ tha missin’ thugs too. Ya want the info or not, big blue? ❜

Gripping the rail Megamind glared down at the kid, he was about to shout back another insult but the mention of ‘missing’ had him furrowing his brow, “Why should I care is some idiots have decided to abandon post? It just means that I’m no longer required to stare at their grotesque features when they appear on the news.”

He was lying through his teeth, already he was planning on jumping down and demanding info. Roxanne saw the shift in his body language and rolled her eyes, “I’m obviously not needed for this, I’m going to…” 

Her tired brain caught up as she registered what was said. Fuck. Her reporter instinct caught the edge of the story and latched on. No way she could sleep now. Arms crossed she left it at raising an eyebrow at the boy. She really was too tired for this, but she wasn’t going to be left out. 

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He’d asked it in jest but the look on her face still twisted Megamind’s heart. Taking a step back he schooled his features and tried to hide the pang of disappointment. Chin lifted, he laughed, “Oh ho ho, you say that now, but one day you’ll realize Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes is lacking luster.”

It was easier to joke about what you couldn’t have, the Hero and the Damsel. They were both good and right and fit. He wasn’t bitter at all.

With a dramatic sweep of his cape, Megamind turned toward the door and gave her an approving look, “I’m to take it you find yourself presentable, Miss Ritchi?”

Her brow furrowed gently as she awarded him her full attention she’s silent for a moment, she finds most of their conversations are fairly predictable but that didn’t seem to stop her from allowing a smile to trace across her features as she followed him towards the door a little skip in her step it was though she was trying to get into her Halloween costume personality if only for a little while at the very least.   

She gave him a gentle but still firm nod of her head to show that she was ready to go, while the unbidden smile instantly turned into a smirk though she didn’t show it she was actually quite intrigued to know what type of plan he had in store for her, Metro Man and the rest of the city tonight. 

Leading her out to wear the invisible car was parked, Megamind was quickly running everything he needed to still do through his head. Leaving the car invisible it took him a moment to feel out the handle, Opening it, he presented her with the bag, “You’re potato sack, Miss Ritchi?”

It was actually the first time it wasn’t a potato sack, but the bag, and her complaints about the bag, had become tradition in his mind.

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

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dark-blue-mondays:

[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: *thoroughly exploring you with my lips and tongue before deep throating you. Moaning around you as my tentacle wiggles in your mouth. So warm and wonderful as it pushes against your tongue* ]

[TXT MSG: *my eyes roll back as you deep throat me and I strain against my bindings, whimpering into my mouthful.  God I want to touch you, grab your ass and pull you in even deeper*]

[TXT: *holding you down and bobbing my head, sucking on you eagerly. Grinding myself against your face as the fluid I’m leaking increases* ]