lafemme-rouge:

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased
from the movie 'Labyrinth'. You know, the one starring 
David Bowie's bulge. Send in one of the following to see
how my muse reacts:

• _{❝ I ask for so little. ❞}
• _{❝ Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. ❞}
• _{❝ Just fear me, love me – do as I say and I will be your slave.❞}
• _{❝ You remind me of the babe. ❞}
• _{❝ That’s not fair! ❞}
• _{❝ Give me the child. ❞}
• _{❝ You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? ❞}
• _{❝ I have been generous up ‘til now; I can be cruel. ❞}
• _{❝ You cowered before me, I was frightening. ❞}
• _{❝ I have reordered time; I have turned this world upside down, and I have done it all for you! ❞}
• _{❝ I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. ❞}
• _{❝ Isn’t that generous? ❞}
• _{❝ Your mother is a fraggin’ aardvark! ❞}
• _{❝ Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. ❞}
• _{❝ I move the stars for no one. ❞}
• _{❝ Your eyes can be so cruel. ❞}
• _{❝ If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince. ❞}
• _{❝ If he ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a princess. ❞}
• _{❝ You’re him, aren’t you? ❞}
• _{❝ You’re her, aren’t you? ❞}
• _{❝ My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. ❞}
• _{❝ You have no power over me. ❞}
• _{❝ How you turn my world, you precious thing. ❞}
• _{❝ Well then, come on, which way? ❞}
• _{❝ Which way do you want to go, hm? ❞}
• _{❝ Was that wrong? ❞}
• _{❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞}
• _{❝ But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. ❞}
• _{❝ In nine hours and twenty-three minutes…you’ll be mine. ❞}
• _{❝ Where you goin’ with a head like that? ❞}
• _{❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞}
• _{❝ It’s only forever, not long at all. ❞}
• _{❝ All right then, throw down your weapons, and I’ll see that you’re well-treated. ❞}
• _{❝ Don’t tell me truth hurts, because it hurts like hell. ❞}
• _{❝ No one can blame you for walking away. ❞}
• _{❝ I don’t know why, but every now and again in my life – for no reason at all – I need you. ❞}
• _{❝ The way forward is sometimes the way back. ❞}
• _{❝ It’s very rude to stare! ❞}
• _{❝ What did you have to go and do a thing like that for? ❞}
• _{❝ What’d you expect fairies to do? ❞}
• _{❝ What’s the matter, my dear, don’t like your toys? ❞}
• _{❝ There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes. ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll place the sky within your eyes. ❞}
• _{❝ What kind of magic spell to use? ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll paint you mornings of gold. ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll spin you Valentine evenings. ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. ❞}
• _{❝ We’re choosing the path between the stars. ❞}
• _{❝ I’ll leave my love between the stars. ❞}
• _{❝ How you turned my world, you precious thing. ❞}
• _{❝ You starve and near exhaust me. ❞}
• _{❝ I do believe in you. ❞}
• _{❝ I live without the sunlight. ❞}
• _{❝ I love without your heartbeat. ❞}
• _{❝ I can’t live within you. ❞}

there-is-blood-on-my-hands:

• You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.
• Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
• People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
• Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
• Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
• I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
• You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
• Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
• Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
• My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.
• I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.
• I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.
• I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
• You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.
• I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.
• Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
• I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.
• Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.
• I think, therefore I’m single.
• Life’s too short to bullshit.
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
• When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
• I’d rather die my way than live yours.
• Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
• Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
• Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
• I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.