more out of context sentence starters.

musingsiren:

of course feel free to change pronouns as necessary. and yes, these are actual things i have heard / said

  • “Your 2 year old kid is tanner than me”
  • “YEAH!! FUCK THE CORPORATION!! STICK IT TO THE MAN!! DONT LET YOURSELF BE TETHERED BY THE CHAINS OF CAPITALISM ANY MORE!!“ 
  • “Are you rapping in French?!”
  • “Don’t tell dad I just did that.”
  • *gives you puppy eyes while holding a mango*
  • “I hat him so much. LOOK, that’s how much I hate that character, I can’t even type right.”
  • “ACCEPT MY AFFECTION YOU ASSHOLE”
  • “I liked making jokes about being a corporate sell out.”
  • “Generally people say ‘bless you’ when I sneeze but, sure, ‘ew’ works too”
  • “You think this is a game, mom?”
  • “Wow, you have surprisingly good hand writing”
  • “It’s bad man… I have a pair of socks that remind me of him.”
  • “I’m getting a headache and that’s not good”
  • “If I hear the name Kardashian one more time I’m going to flip my shit”
  • “Is the tea okay??”
  • “Get in the bush”
  • “[name], do NOT dance”
  • (Sadly) “he’s a waffle”
  • “I will never die. I AM DEATH”
  • “[name]’s in a permanent mid-life crisis”
  • “Oh god, it depresses me when people eat pizza with a fork and knife.”
  • “I just quacked at them loudly" 
  • “No, you should take the last one”
  • “Fuck you and your goldfish" 
  • “To tall people we short ones still look human so we are probably creepy fetuses crawling amongst them while they scream ‘’ANOTHER ESCAPED THE WOMB’ " 

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rp-memes:

☁- Our muses in a thunderstorm.

✿- Our muses in a garden.

♫- Our muses at a concert.

☏- One of the muses giving the other a prank call.

★- Our muses looking at the stars.

†- Our muses in a church.

☤- One of our muse’s is hurt.

❤- Our muses are both alone on valentine’s day.

☢- Our muses during a radioactive breakout.

☠- One of our muse’s died, and the other is at the grave. (possibly ghost or drabble)

✈- Our muses on a plane.

▲- Our muses on an elevator. 

▼- Our muses in a broken elevator.

startersofroleplay:

Skype Call Starters (Compilation)

This is a compilation post of this post and this post, in this format rather than in chat format.

  • “A dog is more articulate than that sentence.”
  • “And today and three thirty in the morning, we ask ourselves, what is a pea?”
  • “Bacon is a god send.”
  • “Calm your tit windows bros!”
  • “Can I have a small atomic bomb?”
  • “Cigarette cancer.”
  • “Come eat my soul, please, for the love of god.”
  • “Did that just say babysit the bird?”
  • “Did you SERIOUSLY just word it like that?”
  • “Did you just get swallowed by another dimension, what the fuck?”

  • “eASY.”

  • “geT OFF MY DS.”

  • “Goodbye. It’s coming after my soul.”
  • “HA. I’VE GOT YOU NOW. FUCK YOU!”
  • “He lives to see another day, I guess.”
  • “He spoke Spench. A mix between Spanish and French.”
  • “Honey if your vagina’s a taco you need to go to the hospital.”
  • “I BURPED HOLY SHIT.”
  • “I can do it after I’m done killing people!”
  • “I don’t wanna fuckin’ do this, man.”
  • “I need to tell the secetary that I’m speaking Spench today because I can’t join the MMMM.”
  • “I never understood deez nuts.”
  • “I went clothes shopping and then the cops.”
  • “I’m gonna do what I do best and fuck off into the mountains.”
  • “If I get another one of these from a legendary gun I’m going out and killing someone for real.”
  • “If you’re gonna be awake and bitching you might as well do something useful.”
  • “It’s like a bird and a siren had a baby.”
  • “It’s not what I would consider a mistake, but it’s not cute.”
  • “MISSLE.”
  • “My boyfriend dumped me I’m gonna nuke Japan.”
  • “No one gives a shit.”
  • “Nuclear explosion. Suddenly: Aurora Borealis!”
  • “Oh my god this is the ugliest thing. I’m wearing it.”
  • “Oooh this is bad I’m standing on a roll-y chair.”
  • “Oooh, I hit you hard, didn’t I?”
  • “Rub your own toe!”
  • “Satan had enough screaming for one day.”
  • “Satan is back in the household.”
  • “Satan left.”
  • “Shut up about tastebuds you burned those off!”
  • “Speaking of Irish–”
  • “That guy who faked his death didn’t die.”
  • “That’s a volleyball you uncultured swine.”
  • “The Americans don’t exist any more.”

  • “theRE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.”

  • “These cats just turned into noodles.”
  • “This little bitch in pre-school–”
  • “This little fucker is eluding me.”
  • “UH YOU’RE FLOATING.”
  • “Wanna eat a bug?”
  • “We all need our ass kicked once in a while.”
  • “We don’t care about a pig’s ass!”
  • “What’s up sluts, guess who just got out of Hoenn?”
  • “Why have Obamacare when you can have Obama Hair?”
  • “Yay we won guess who did all the work. Me. I did.”
  • “Yeah I’m evaporating.”
  • “You just cannot talk, can you?”
  • “You will not be flipping people off while we do explicit things.”
  • “You’ve all heard of the birds and the bees, but have you heard of the birds and the babies?”