Oh god… I’m… I’m sorry… I didn’t… I didn’t mean for my ask to come across as a “kink”… I would find you incredibly sexy even without the big head & blue skin. Those are, I dunno, like, extras? on the attractiveness meter. I didn’t stop to think about how what I wrote might sound. It was not meant as “sex with the evil blue alien”. More like, “one night with the gorgeous hottie, who is WAY out of my league”. The fantasy is who you are, not what you are. *is so embarrassed*

❝Thank you? For the clarification,❞ he fidgeted with the top of his glove, ❝Actually responding to fan mail-❞

❝And talking to people,❞ Minion added helpfully.

Syx sighed exasperatedly, ❝Thank you, Minion. Is still rather a learning experience. One night stands as a concept make me uncomfortable. But uh…❞ he glances over to Minion’s shrugging and encouraging motions, ❝It’s come to my attention that I need to engage with more people. So meeting wouldn’t be out of the question?❞

do you think Bernard was part of this Fan Club.. maybe even the leader of this Fan Club. (Also other hc is that Bernard is actually the Caretaker of the Metroman/Megamind Muesum)

{{ Oh Bernard was so part of the fan club. I head canon he wrote one of the Megamind books (though maybe under a pseudonym) and it’s why he was so critical of Megamind’s ‘costume’ in the museum. Though I think he’s the type to not ever want to meet the villain in person but still obsess over his origin possible hidden powers, theories, and have a forum he is part of that talks about the hero and villain. }}

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As it pertains to an ask I just answered:

Megamind has a fan club and fan base in Metro City. People write fan fictions and make art. He finds this alternatingly endearing, disturbing, and confusing. Especially when they try and send him stuff. Usually in jail (which Warden confiscates) because it’s the only address they know. Hal is part of that fan club pre-movie.

You know… I think your are so damn sexy. With that blue skin, those big expressive green eyes, those long fingers…. and the way you move and the way you project yourself, that whole evil persona… makes me so hot. Would you ever consider having a one night stand with someone just to fulfill their fantasy?

❝Okay, villain cape off for this one.❞

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❝All through growing up I got one of two usual reactions. Disgust or kink. To this day I’m not sure what’s worse. If I’d want to I could go on the inter-webs and have one night stands lined up for weeks. I am quite aware of certain… hentai and fetish sites,❞ not that he’d admit to enjoying some of that material himself, ❝Including very interesting… art… of myself. Minion tells me this happens to all celebrities. Even villains. I really wish I could forget the one I saw of me and Psycho Delic,❞ his blue face paled and he shook his head, there just wasn’t enough brain bleach. 

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❝The point is,❞ he took a deep breath, ❝No. I’m not a kink. I’m not a toy. I really still don’t understand why I have a fan club. I’m the bad guy. Devilishly handsome though I may be. I’ve been used before. I won’t ever be again. Fan or not. I only take lovers to bed and those are the ones I trust to see me as a person first. Not just a sexy pair of legs and a large head.❞

First Time

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Syx blew out a breath, quite unsure of himself what he wanted or not and if it would help. While he was still lost in his own musings, Harrison was already leading him, he followed quite on autopilot. Not that being in his blue lover’s lap was in any way an unwanted experience. They fit together so well after all. Syx wrapped his arms around Harrison’s shoulders just to revel in that fact. 

❝Well,❞ he began, his voice quavering with all the uncertainties that so often plagued him that he tried so hard to keep hidden around people. But Harrison wasn’t people. He was family. So that was okay. He’d stopped talking, so he tried again, ❝Well, the texting- sexting? always made it easy to talk about. So actually talking is the logical next step, right?❞

His long blue fingers flitted about, making patterns on the back of his lover’s neck. It was perhaps evil of him, after all, he knew all the weak spots. The same ones he had. But evil was what he was. And leaving the person under him a bit of a mess made things seem… more balanced. Comfortable. In control.

“It is,” Harrison replied smoothly, letting out a long slow breath as Syx’s fingers teased his sensitive neck.  “When you think ahhhh about it, when you fantasize a-about it,” he said, trying to ignore his lover’s wandering hands.  “W-what does it look like?“”

Syx bit his own lip but in his head, it was Harrison’s. He could easily make that reality but that way led to the lack of talking, and then were where they? No were further than they were currently. If well satisfied temporarily. 

❝Um…❞ he flushed, cheeks lavender, ❝I have thought about it. With the toys. You below me as I ride you,❞ he worked his lips harder between his teeth, far less eloquent than he’d like to be, ❝But also the thing I tried with Anna. Uhhhh… doggy style? I don’t really- I’ve never looked up-❞ he felt like he’d not prepared for a test, ❝Front to back. so that my tentacle’s not in the way. So I can be in you too.❞ 

His wandering fingers moved to Harrison’s ears. He hated how much harder it was to say out loud than in text. He could do it and he could write it. But saying it? Evil god that was always a fight. He needed something pre-prepared or to have everything just right in his head to wing it. And even then it was so easy to fall over the ledge back to babbling.  

Date Night

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Syx swallowed, barely tasting the frozen treat on his tongue. That look was causing a heated flooded feeling to settle bellow his belly as he became acutely aware of his tentacle in it’s sheath. Why was he such an addict to these games?  And partners that so willingly played them with him. Shifting in his seat, he attempted to surreptitiously rub his legs together as the hunger gaze locked on him.

❝Exceptional,❞ Syx echoed, finding it easier to keep his eyes on Harrison than acknowledge the waiter. As the man left, Syx fidgeted, fingers running over the fabric of his leather pants in order to keep them off Harrison, ❝Before the dance floor would ruin all the fun,❞ his grin turned wicked as his voice dropped an octave, ❝After we start dancing… Well lets just say, I’ve always taken the self inflicted destruction of my partner’s garments as a point of pride.❞

More so with Wayne who he couldn’t hope to leave a mark on. It had started early during the game, having it a point of victory to wreck that white suit. But later when they’d dated… Evil gods was it hot to watch that man destroy a pair of jeans with his erection. Not that anyone else could match that level of wardrobe ruination, but he’d take Anna’s soaked through panties or Harrison’s straining pants with absolutely evil glee.

Oh ho ho, Harrison can tell that got to his companion and he feels a flush of devilish pride.  So why not double down?  

“As much as I love this outfit, I’ve always been fond of having my clothes torn off of me,” he boasts, biting his lower lip.  “Even when I top Wayne, its a certain mmmm lovely act of dominance that gets me worked up every time.  Though speaking of getting worked up…..”

He paused only because the waiter had returned with his card in a black billfold.  Reaching for the pen he signs his name and a 20% tip with a flourish, tucking the card back into his wallet before resuming their conversation. 

“It’s quite possible you’re going to see me straining the seams of these jeans if we’re out on the floor.  I find the best moves are those you do grinding up against a partner,” he says with a flash of teeth as he grins before standing up and offering Syx his hand.  As great as the restaurant has been, it’s time to get out of here.  

❝Are we sure I’m the villain?❞ Syx wondered allowed as he stood, his bare hand fitted against Harrison’s. He’d need to let it go to get his leather jacket on again. He was rather loath to. 

But he did anyway. Pulling it on as a protective armor against the staring he’d face on their way to the next destination. Resolutely trying not to think about the people that would be there to watch them grinding on each other dancing. The people who would be close enough to touch and for whom quite a bit of blue skin would be revealed from either man. 

He swallowed hard. A bark of laughter forced out, lips quirked into a smile. He tried to keep the banter going in the same way but the villainous showboating tone crept in. The tone he used with Metro Man to cover his fear of standing before jeering crowds close enough to throw things at him with only precedence and pretense and a few bots to protect him. 

 His smirk was wicked, one normally reserved for Miss Ritchi when she was tied up and being sassy, ❝Then I hope your Minion put as much thought into friction burn reducing underwear as mine did,❞ it had been for running rather than sexual encounters, but the practicality still held. 

First Time

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Letting his eyes fall shut blissfully, he relaxed against Harrison, lips just as soft and loving as he kissed back. Reaching up to cup his hand over Harrison’s he sighed, chewing his lower lip, ❝I don’t know… turn off my brain? Overthinking it just leaves me anxious. When I can prepare for what’s causing my anxiety, be active, it helps. But some things, like this, it just makes it worse.❞

“We can talk about it, if that would help?” Harrison offered.  “Here.”   He takes Syx by the hand and leads him to the sofa, making himself comfortable and pulling the other blue man into his lap.  There’s a still a novelty in that.  A lifetime of dating only humans and he’d always been the one in a lap with those skinny hips of his.  But with Syx they fit so well that he wraps his arms around his lover’s middle, letting the other blue man get comfortable.  

“I have some ideas for positions if you want to discuss the nitty gritty details.  Or if you want to tell me what’s going on in that giant blue head of yours,” he teased lightly, giving Syx a kiss on the cheek, “then I’m here to listen.”

Syx blew out a breath, quite unsure of himself what he wanted or not and if it would help. While he was still lost in his own musings, Harrison was already leading him, he followed quite on autopilot. Not that being in his blue lover’s lap was in any way an unwanted experience. They fit together so well after all. Syx wrapped his arms around Harrison’s shoulders just to revel in that fact. 

❝Well,❞ he began, his voice quavering with all the uncertainties that so often plagued him that he tried so hard to keep hidden around people. But Harrison wasn’t people. He was family. So that was okay. He’d stopped talking, so he tried again, ❝Well, the texting- sexting? always made it easy to talk about. So actually talking is the logical next step, right?❞

His long blue fingers flitted about, making patterns on the back of his lover’s neck. It was perhaps evil of him, after all, he knew all the weak spots. The same ones he had. But evil was what he was. And leaving the person under him a bit of a mess made things seem… more balanced. Comfortable. In control.

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{{ LOL, okay, what I write is proly going to be off my normal rhythm. I just finished listening to Good Omens and audiobook for the second time and I’m thinking in their narration style and voice… so there is that. }}

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