megamindyelling:

followmetoyourdoom:

going through megamind for some screenshots and

i… i don’t know whether to be concerned or impressed

#megamind #hun… you ah you seem to be doing some quite impressive yoga there

NO NEED FOR CONCERN; I AM NATURALLY FLEXIBLE.  MY JOINT CARTILAGE IS MUCH MORE ELASTIC THAN YOURS, AND MY TENDONS AND LIGAMENTS ARE A LOT STRONGER.  (AND I DO A LOT OF YOGA.)  SO THIS IS PERHAPS LESS IMPRESSIVE THAN IT WOULD BE OTHERWISE.  

I AM A RAGDOLL, IS WHAT I’M SAYING, BUT A FUNCTIONAL ONE.  

MOST OF THE TIME, ANYWAY.  😉

“The flexibility does come in handy is all I’m saying,” >;3

(ง •̀_•́)ง

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

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syx-blue:

The fencing lesson had been going well, Syx was having more fun then he had in ages and this was far better then sparing with a brain bot. Emma however had a bad habit of using far too much strength for the thin blade, so when her lunge missed she punched Syx square in the jaw. His head snapped back as he staggered. 

Grinning with a stupidly happy expression, her eyes shining with wonder and excitement, “That was amazing!” she exclaimed. Wriggling, she quickly got out of the harness, speaking as she did. 

“I want to go look at it!” 

Syx sniggered at her excitement, “It’d be easier if we drove the Spe-ider Bot down to it, Tiger,” he pulled he back against him and took the controls himself, “Hold on,” with practiced ease he launched the bot off the side of the building and landed on the ground in a crouch, the hydraulics absorbing most of the shock of landing, “There we are!” 

Delighted that they were closer now, ‘Emma’ quickly wriggled her way out of the large bot, dropping to the ground. Hurrying forward, she took up the blue square, turning it over in her hands before turning to Syx. 

“How did you do this? Dehydrate it like this?” She asked, her eyes shining with curiosity 

Syx followed her happy to see her enjoyment of his inventions, “Well it’s a bit more complicated then it sounds. Dehydration is just a good short hand for simplicity. Plus the fact that the molecular structure resets when exposed to water. Really it’s a form or molecular compression that forms a temporal stasis. I can store cubed things nearly infinitely and it works as well on organic life,” he cringed a bit, thinking of his long term storage cells of criminals he didn’t want to kill but couldn’t let go free, “Long term stasis results on organic life are still in progress. I do know that people can safely be cubed for at least a month with no ill effects other then a tingling sensation and temporary disorientation.”

70. ( Anna visits Syx in prison )

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syx-blue:

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1000liveslived-aa:

Anna held the phone to her ear, pressing her hand flat against the glass that separated them. She was wearing his hologram watch.. she had changed her features just a bit, so she didn’t look as who she normally was. Her expression was warm and tender, swallowing. 

“..I miss you..” She murmured softly. Hyper aware that they were being listened to and watched, she sniffled, “..I found the car.. you had left it at the corner of Night’inham..” she told him softly

Anna began to tremble ever so slightly at the feeling of his lips pressing against her skin, closing her eyes as tears leaked down her cheeks. She made a soft, strangled sound of need, suddenly crashing her lips against his with a desperate sound. 

The kiss didn’t last for much longer than a couple seconds, pulling away and crushing him into another hug, her form trembling almost violently for the barest of moments before calming again. 

“..I missed you..” she murmured, letting him go enough so he could at least breath without difficulty. The actions had helped assure her this was real, and not another trick of her mind..

Syx rubbed his hands over her back, “There is no place like Evil Lair,” he murmured. it was his normal routine for getting out of prison… but everything was different now. Shakily he wrapped his arms around her and held her tight, “I missed you so much my Tiger.”

Minion made a soft sound behind them, “If you wanted to change or… have a mammal moment I can go finish making a proper meal for you, Sir,” Minion still felt awkward around their displays of affection at times, just not sure where to put himself and feeling in the way.

Anna flushed when she heard the awkwardness in Minions tone, grimacing.. shit. She should have helped him with the meal, given Syx something to come home too.. 

“..Sorry for not helping Minion..” she murmured, pulling away enough that they weren’t flush against one another, her hand dipping down to take hold of Syx’s. “..Come on, lets go eat,” She urged with a soft little smile, hoping that it would help her love feel more at ease 

Syx was hungry, but other matters felt far more pressing. He squeezed her hand, “I think a few mammal moments are in order first,” he laughed at Minion’s awkwardness, “I really want to change and get clean,” he always felt horrible coming out of prison and unlike himself. He leaned into her, “Come with me?”

Here Again

creampuffwarden:

                   “I’m right here,” she clipped without thinking, wondering if he had somehow hit his head and suffered amnesia. A new level of concern hit her then but she pressed on with her work while simultaneously getting the necessary information out of him. “You couldn’t have forgotten my face already – not with how many times you’ve been brought back here.”

             And not because you wished to visit your family, she thought bitterly, wishing the silly child would at least give her a phone call once in a while so she wouldn’t wonder if he was all right or not.

The tone and body language were spot on for Warden, if it wasn’t for the gender everything would be right. His cell was definitely his, even with that stupid mural his last therapist had painted on it to supposedly cheer up the moody and troubled teen he’d been at the time. 

Megamind scowled, Warden had a way of always making him feel like a naughty child again. He was just glad Warden was at least speaking to him. It was worse when their fights got so bad that Warden wouldn’t even look in on him. He hated the cell that separated them, that was the only way he could see Warden without risking their relationship becoming public. They’d never send him to a prison run by his own family. 

Only… was this Warden… his Warden? It couldn’t be. A Warden, though after all, he wasn’t the only Megamind around anymore. Harrison had confused him for a different Megamind when he’d met the man. In the end, it didn’t really matter he supposed. The conversation was still horribly familiar as was the person before him.

“Warden Woodridge?”

Syx huffed out a breath and fidgeted in his chair, his act slipping as he rolled his eyes, “I might always come back but you’ll never keep me here long.”

✋ (but he would be braiding it badly)

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

1000liveslived-aa:

‘Emma’.. or rather Anna, as she had come to realize, sat before Syx, in one of her dazes. She didn’t know what to do, couldn’t possibly figure it out.. but his touch always seemed to help her keep to the real world. It was the touch that assured her that he was real, that this wasn’t fake like the rest of her life.. or at least the life that she had thought she knew. 

She made a soft noise in the back of her throat at the feeling, a soft smile playing at her lips. “..That feels good..” she murmured softly.

Syx didn’t really know what he was doing, but he’d watched a few videos and he adored playing with her hair. So his long fingers soothed through the black strands. Her hair more than anything was her. This wasn’t from her fake life of memories. He would do everything he could to show her that he loved her and not ‘Emma’, she was his Tiger and this didn’t change that. She was wild and beautiful. Her black hair and glowing blue eyes were all her. 

The braid was messy and slightly lopsided, but it would keep her hair out of her face and make it safer to be in the workshop area with him. Syx pulled her close against him and kissed her cheek, “I love you.”

The loss of contact at her hair was immediately replaced with another one, humming as she easily leaned back against his form. Turning her head so that she could nestle her nose against his neck, taking a deep breath to take in the scent that was so distinctly him.. 

His words grounded her further with the emotion that followed.. she felt as if her heart soared, as if those three words lifted some invisible weight of her shoulders. She had known from the first moment she saw him, that she would never be able to shake him. And she had been right. Through everything he was the only one who she could possibly turn to.. he was the only thing that was real in this crazy thing that she called life. 

So filled with emotion, it brought tears to her eyes that spilled over to her cheeks, she reached up and cupped his cheek, sniffing softly, “..I love you too..” She whispered, her voice filled with her love for him. She pulled away just enough that she could look at him, the tears only seeming to make her eyes that much brighter

Syx kissed her nose and tucked her against his thin chest again. She was his. He’d claimed her. That meant she would always have a place to belong as far as he was concerned. He’d spent a long time finding himself, so he’d give her all the time she needed. Still, he was eager for her to come back to him, clinging to every touch and word she gave him. He nuzzled into her, he was going to enjoy every second he had with her before she slipped away again.

✋ (but he would be braiding it badly)

1000liveslived-aa:

‘Emma’.. or rather Anna, as she had come to realize, sat before Syx, in one of her dazes. She didn’t know what to do, couldn’t possibly figure it out.. but his touch always seemed to help her keep to the real world. It was the touch that assured her that he was real, that this wasn’t fake like the rest of her life.. or at least the life that she had thought she knew. 

She made a soft noise in the back of her throat at the feeling, a soft smile playing at her lips. “..That feels good..” she murmured softly.

Syx didn’t really know what he was doing, but he’d watched a few videos and he adored playing with her hair. So his long fingers soothed through the black strands. Her hair more than anything was her. This wasn’t from her fake life of memories. He would do everything he could to show her that he loved her and not ‘Emma’, she was his Tiger and this didn’t change that. She was wild and beautiful. Her black hair and glowing blue eyes were all her. 

The braid was messy and slightly lopsided, but it would keep her hair out of her face and make it safer to be in the workshop area with him. Syx pulled her close against him and kissed her cheek, “I love you.”

Here Again

creampuffwarden:

                        She sighed for the tenth time that day alone – hands clasped behind her back as she made her round around the prison grounds. It was standard during certain times in the day, however, the noise level was slightly above average today, echoing off the walls and requiring a few guards to lower it down.

                That was not the cause of her sighing, however. Months had gone without word of her child and she was torn between diving into her car and driving out to see them or simply staying put and waiting for them to come to her.

                “Warden! You might wanna come see this!” Officer Velazquez was suddenly in front of her – catching her while she mused a little bit.

               Her feet were carrying her forward before he finished the last syllable, feet clicking along the linoleum floor with rapid taps of succession. Whatever had the officer in such a frenzy deserved her attention.

               Until she saw where she was being led to – heart hammering within her ribcage as she took sight of the special dome-like cell structure. The one meant to house them.

              Her steps slowed first, a much gentler tap until she stood in front of the circular window that usually housed them – her hand raising to rest along the cool glass. Cheeks rosy, her blue eyes peered inside the structure to get of glimpse of them, widening when she caught sight of whom was inside.

              …Blue…? Had they returned?

               “Ma’am?”

               The voice broke her away, made her remember where she was and the duty she had to do. Her only sense of comfort was that Blue was not one to intentionally hurt anyone – but they could still be hurt. And she feared the day they would come to her in a gurney bag.

               She cleared her throat, stood straight once more and gave a nod toward the officer. He could stand guard all he wanted. Then she turned her attention back to Megamind.

              “…Back again I see,” she said in her most warden-like voice, eyes steel despite the turmoil within. “What landed you in here this time?”

Megamind curled up in his chair, resting his head on his knees. He sighed wondering if Warden would come and see him today. All they ever seemed to do was argue. He longed for the days when his daddy would hold him and make everything right… but they couldn’t have that anymore… it wasn’t part of the life he chose and Warden would never understand.

He heard the viewport open, perking up at the sound though he tried not to let it show. Taking a deep breath he put on a dismissive face and tried to pretend like nothing whatsoever was wrong. Everything according to plan.

That only lasted until Warden spoke. The words were right, but the voice wasn’t. He blinked. The fuck? He tipped his head and blinking looked bewildered at the woman before him. She could have been Warden’s sister but she certainly wasn’t Daddy. 

He opened his mouth and nothing came out, finally shaking his head he managed, “Where’s Warden?”

Archer S2 Starters

rpmemedatabase:

“Good thing you know how to cheat.”
“No, no. Badtouch. Badtouch!”
“Don’t say it. I’m in enough pain.”
“I’m serious. You need help!”
“I have no more love to give today.”
“Do it badass like I would.”
“All these idiots think about is sex.”
“I’m sorry, what’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of my deafening awesomeness.”
“You should’ve thought about that before you took your stupid clothes off.”
“If you ever breathe a word of this I will gut you like a carp.”
“Just for once I want you to tell me the truth.”
“I’ll follow you anywhere, my sweet.”
“Oh, come on. Where is the trust?”
“You can’t tattoo a frickin’ baby!”
“There’s not enough therapy in the world to undo that.”
“We all gotta do what we all gotta do.”
“I’m trying to stay positive, you know?”
“I don’t need a baby to validate my existence.”
“But I don’t want to be people!”
“That was actually pretty ballsy.“ 
“Everything out here either wants to eat me or give me malaria.”
“I think I’ve earned a kebab.”
“I know you’re in a lot of pain so just try to relax.”
“I am unbelievably angry right now.”
“How am I the bad guy?”
“Super glad I didn’t wet my pants.”
“As long as you learn something from it, it’s not a mistake.”
“What? Are you nuts?”
“Nipple town!”
“No words. My words have failed me.”
“You’re just doing this to spite me!”
“Let your weapon be an extension of your body.”
“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that. But I’m under a lot of stress.”
“Why would you think it’s okay to share that?”
“It’s called nymphomania.”
“And just for the record: I don’t care.”
“This is so boring and forever-taking.”
“Vincent Van Gogh fuck yourself.”
“You colossal fucking idiot.”
“Keep it in your pants, sister.”
“Even for you that is pathetic.”
“And there goes my erection.”
“Way to go, stupid.”
“Has anyone ever told you you are profoundly self-centred?”
“You’re as dumb as you are stupid.”