the-explosive-existence:

”tss..” Cute comment had the blue women displeased inhale through her nostrils as slowly closing in on this new Megamind, informing him bit by bit she was a little taller then him even in boots owning a thick sole herself.

“We’ll you aren’t showing it. I’ll have blasted multiple of these building from the roots, for years and non have come to claim those, ‘Mr Metro city is mine~’” She hummed, cracking a mocking grin. “In fact, I haven’t even I seen your evil face in the papers in years, only been goody two-shoesed ones… a while.”

“The city is a mess, but I do intend to fix that,” Megamind hated that he hardly recognized his city anymore, “That fiery temper is only going to get you into trouble. You’d do well to show a bit of respect to the Master of all Villainy.”

@the-explosive-existence

🛏

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

syx-blue:

Syx hadn’t slept the entire time he’d been behind bars, he just couldn’t. The dreams always haunted him. The solitary made him feel half mad. More than half mad really. He’d pulled a stupid stunt to get out.  More foolish than he should, but it worked. Anna and Minion would be eager to see him. So would Wayne. Yet he found himself outside of the towering building that Harrison lived in. The bags under his eyes were deep, a five-o-clock shadow on his jaw, his clothing too big and stolen. He’d used a brain bot to fly up to the roof of a nearby building. He didn’t even know what his plan was. He was just tired and wanted the thoughts to go away.

Syx followed easily behind Harrison, looking around as they walked through the place. It all seemed horribly high maintenance to him, but it was nice. He squeezed Harrison’s hand, running his thumb over the blue man’s knuckles. When they entered the room, Syx didn’t wait for any prompting to strip down to just his underthings. Sitting back heavily onto the edge of the bed in just a pair of white cotton panties and a simple tank top he’d had under the jumpsuit. 

Harrison rooted around in a few drawers before finding what he was looking for, and when he emerged it’s holding short silky pajamas, custom tailored for his tiny frame in black satin with blue piping.  “I promise you, nothing feels as good as satin after a long day.  You look like you could use something soft on your skin.”  He reaches up, caressing on of Syx’s cheeks for emphasis.  

Syx cupped Harrison’s hand with his own and rubbed his cheek on the offered hand, the stubble on his jaw rough, “Soft is good,” he sighed. 

His life was hard, metal and concrete. He allowed himself the indulgence of soft occasionally, but never for long. It only made returning to the harshness of reality crueler. This, though… this was a stolen moment. He’d enjoy every second of softness.

He turned his head to kiss Harrison’s palm, “You’d be softer.”

✨ That’s not how you dance

the-explosive-existence:

syx-blue:

“Oh dear evil god, no!” Megamind waved his hands is exasperation, “You’re doing it all wrong! You can’t just wiggle your shoulders,” he rolled his whole head with an exaggerated sigh. Villains had no class or presentation anymore. It was one thing to have to get into a turn war and  show some wanna-be to show some respect it was another for said person to have a woeful presentation. 

“Listen, you can’t just show up on the street and call a fight! Where are the smoke machines? the music? the PRESENTATION!?” he flung out his arms, “And stop that! That isn’t dancing and it’s to soon to gloat you imbecile!”

“OOOOOh? you want smoke buster?” Alixon clicked amused with her tongue acting up a annoyed show stretching her fingers. She could burst right her with anger but every new Megamind type she meet somehow made the blue lady avoid immediate war zone even when rudely confronted.

“What make you think I was dancing.
Dancing is for loosers.” She mocked matter of factually, THIS Megamind obviously taking his gimmick more seriously then the other ones.
Waaaait. Her pink eyes narrowed on him. Was this one still villain?
A villainous gleeful smile grow on her lips. OOOhohohoho~

“Oh ho ho, you’re cute. You’re presentation still leaves something to be desired, though,” Megamind waved a hand dismissively, “Metrocity is mine, as you should be aware. I don’t share well.”

✨ That’s not how you dance

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“Oh dear evil god, no!” Megamind waved his hands is exasperation, “You’re doing it all wrong! You can’t just wiggle your shoulders,” he rolled his whole head with an exaggerated sigh. Villains had no class or presentation anymore. It was one thing to have to get into a turn war and  show some wanna-be to show some respect it was another for said person to have a woeful presentation. 

“Listen, you can’t just show up on the street and call a fight! Where are the smoke machines? the music? the PRESENTATION!?” he flung out his arms, “And stop that! That isn’t dancing and it’s to soon to gloat you imbecile!”

😜 (( LETS DO THIS THANG WITH SHITTY GIFS AND PICS ))

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

syx-blue:

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“I’m not one hundred percent sure about this…”

Originally posted by cutegaygfs

“Alright!” clapping hands together, “let’s go dazzle some mindless drones with our blue brilliance.”

“Oh don’t start that or you’ll never get to meet all these Metro City power players you go on about.”

“Oh, I would never want to spoil your fun. I’ll endeavor to be a perfect angel.”

Here Again

creampuffwarden:

syx-blue:

Her wording made Syx choke, “Win over Metro Man…” he assumed she meant beat him in battle, but considering he was now secretly dating the hero, his face broke into a bright rosy blush as he shifted in his spinning custom chair.

He struggled to try and reclaim his Megamind persona, “It’s my destiny to oppose the muscle-bound he-ro,” he waved dismissively, “Trial and error is all part of the scientific process Warden, and when the titan falls the world will shake,” he proclaimed, horribly mixing metaphors. 

Syx scowled, “Wasn’t like I was even fighting him this time,” and he was going to miss their date.

                     Fingers – meet nose.

               The digits rose up to rub the area between her temple’s – more of a statement at how much of a headache his words were causing ( or it would have been an indication, had he not swiveled in his chair as he did ).

                But then his next set of words had her frozen – icy blue which rose up to stare at the blue toned one she called a son. “..You two weren’t fighting? What did you do that had you landing in here again?”

               She was honestly curious and though she had her connections with new sources so she could keep an eye on the boy, this event had completely gone over her.

Syx spun idly in his chair, “I wasn’t doing anything!” Syx crossed his arms indignantly, “Nothing really bad anyway. Just some idiots that needed to not be harassing…” 

He trailed off, his temper was up too much and he almost admitted details he shouldn’t. The Warden didn’t need to know about how he protected the businesses in his territory from rival gangs. If she knew suck things and was complacent in his activities that could reduce her credibility in her job. If Syx cost his parent her job, what she’d spent her whole life dedicated to… he’d hate himself forever. Didn’t matter whether or not he fully agreed with the system. He knew her work was important to her.

“There are just too many stupid heroes around now that have no respect for how things are done,” he said haughtily. He hated the door that separated them. He would much prefer to be able to smell and sense her emotions rather than have to guess based on facial clues. Those could lie to him.

Sass

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

1000liveslived:

“It is, cuz I’m right, yer wrong. Tha’s the name o’ the game, dude. Its called Emma’s Right. The rules are pretty simple. I’m right. All the time.”

“Noooooooo no no,” Megamind shook a finger at her, “What you’re demonstrating is how much of a spoiled brat you are. Maybe I should send you back to daddy in a cube. I can even add a note of ‘please spank’, ha!”

She laughed darkly at that, “Ya do an’ I light yer entire district in flames..” she purred, sugar dripping off her words that didn’t match the predatory gleam in her eyes. 

Stepping forward, she grinned, drawing a finger along his hand, “An’ b’sides.. who says I don’ want you ta spank me?” she cooed, fluttering her lashes up at him

Syx jerked his hand away, eyes wide, “The only thing I’d do to you is dangle you over my alligator pit!”

legendarymemes:

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