two minutes later, i jump half out of my chair as i am subjected without warning to my first unblockable
loud
shout-filled
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playing on repeat
embedded somewhere on the tumblr dashboard
jangling over the mellow-out music to which i am desperately trying to chill out because today was rull bad.
yeah, no, fuck you Yahoo. you screwed the pooch, punish yourselves
oh man I got that too!
good lord why
Add an Adblock filter for “cdn.yimg.com/gemini*”. I’ve got a couple hits on it so far and no recurrence of the ad.
EDIT: You might also have to block “*.tubemogul.com*” and “*vt.tumblr.com/*.mp4″, apparently.
i’ma do these, thank you!
If none of the above works, be aware that, if you’re on Chrome or Firefox, you can mute individual tabs on your browser, so you can just mute your Tumblr tab.
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Syx fell into Harrison’s arms, relaxing with a soft sigh before leaning in and nipping at the other man’s ear and kissing his cheek, “Why hello.”
Nodding, Syx slid his hands down Harrison’s sides, “Still… it gives me options I didn’t have before.”
Resting his forehead on Harrison’s, rubbing in the way that brought a wonderful peace to him, Syx shifted back enough that he wasn’t pressed against his l- against Harrison’s dick. He still wasn’t even sure what to think of the man as. Feeling comfortable and safe enough in this man’s lap though, Syx found enough will to explain, “I don’t know how compatible my genetics are with other species. And even if it wasn’t… viable… I don’t… wouldn’t want to…” he took a deep breath and regrouped, “But out of anyone I would consider allowing to fuck me, blue would be the most… risk.”
Even with the difference between a true mammal and a monotreme it could still be possible for Harrison to impregnate him. It wasn’t a risk he wanted to take, though at least here condoms were an option where they weren’t with Wayne’s size.
“But I think I would. Want you that is,” it frustrated him how just talking about having anal done on him could turn him into a mess of blushing nerves, unable to find the words he wanted. He pressed a light kiss to Harrison’s lips, hoping it could say what he couldn’t.
Harrison nodded along with what Syx was saying and returned the forehead rubs. He totally understood, and he believed all the blue people with that anatomy should be able to make that choice for themselves. Thank the gods he’d never been able to get pregnant off a one night stand or he would have a dozen hybrid children by now. Just going through it the once with Ramona was bad enough.
However it wasn’t until Syx got to the end that Harrison realized what the blue man in his lap was really saying. He bit his lower lip and thought carefully about his next words, not wanting to add any more trauma to what was clearly a complicated subject. Still the brush of nerves and soft blush goes straight to his heart.
“I know you said there would need to be a lot of trust,” he said slowly as their lips part. He reaches up to cup Syx’s blushing cheek in one hand and stroke it softly with his thumb. “And I know we’re still building that. Not just in a dom sub game of villain and captive, but like this. Just you Syx and me Harrison. We would need to work out some logistics….. but it would be my genuine pleasure – no, honor – to be the person who gets to have you like that. When you’re ready.”
Syx leaned into the touch, eyes closed. He brought his own hand up to cover Harrison’s, it was complicated yes, but so right. They might both have their own loves. Harrison mated and with a child. This was too special not to explore. Needing few words to understand the emotions of the other, easier than with Wayne or Anna or anyone else Syx had ever been close to.
He let out a soft laugh, “It’s stupid and illogical. Harder than it should have to be, harder than I wish it was,” his anxieties always getting in the way.
There always lingered the fear that his lover might run out of patients for him. Might reject him for say no or resisting too much. There were so few he’d ever even let get that close and he couldn’t picture any of them treating him like that… yet the fear lingered. Coupled on top of the scars of his past it made his wants so difficult to achieve.
“The desire is there,” Syx gave him a delicate smile, “the challenge is getting mind and body on the same page as the heart,” threading his fingers with Harrison’s he added, “I want this too. Us like this,” kissing each knuckle. To have a real relationship and not just a game, “Both is good.”
External imageback the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
External imagedid he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better
I fucking love history.
The tea ploy also sounds like a total Uncle Iroh move.
Who’s the real you? The person who did something awful, or the one who’s horrified by the awful thing you did? Is one part of you allowed to forgive the other?
Rebecca Stead, Goodbye Stranger (via wordsnquotes)
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Syx fell into Harrison’s arms, relaxing with a soft sigh before leaning in and nipping at the other man’s ear and kissing his cheek, “Why hello.”
God, those kisses. Harrison could feel the need behind those kisses, and it wasn’t just a need to get off. It was a need to touch, to want, to love and be loved. And he returns them with just as much desire and just as much apprehension. He has no idea where this bond is taking them, and he alternates between eager curiosity to push the boundaries further with this enchanting blue man, and terror that he’s going to somehow fuck up his marriage to the man he loves more than anything.
Sensing Syx’s apprehension, he shifts slightly on the sofa, leaning back and stretching his arms along the back of the couch. He wants to give his blue companion a little space so his erection isn’t pressed teasingly against his slit.
“So I’ve been working on something with Sheldon,” Harrison starts, purposely changing the subject. “It’s still in the experimental stage, but I thought it might be of interest to you. It’s essentially a form of birth control, or well, egg control, for your monotremetype anatomy. It’s a silicone plug that blocks the duct leading to his egg chamber. That way he can still do anal with his Wayne and not have to lay an egg every couple of weeks.” Harrison looks up at Syx, choosing his next words carefully. “It doesn’t come with any strings or pressure; I’m not telling you so I can fuck you. I just think you should have that choice if you want to be laying eggs or not if you’re getting fucked, if its by your Wayne or your other lovers….”
Syx leaned back with a curious tip of his head as Harrison changed topics, his mouth falling open as the birth control was explained. Eyes wide with delight, he felt speechless. It solved so many of the issues that had been plaguing him with his love life. The fear of growing an egg always lingering, the fear of reliving those painful memories.
His lips crashed against Harrison’s, claiming them with a hungry greed. Mellowing into a loving whimper as he ground on the blue man’s erection once more, “Oh I think that might just be an option,” his voice barely a whisper, rosy blush covering his cheeks, “And that… that would be exceptionally wonderful.”
Harrison smiled into the enthusiastic kiss. Oh Syx might be a dom and a villain, but it was that soft sweet center that kept Harrison coming back for more.
“Easy tiger,” he chuckled, steadying his hands on Syx’s slim hips. “It’s experimental as fuck. We have a medical silicone polymer ready to go and it can be dissolved with a localized shot for removal. But it’s still untested in the field.” Basically the science was sound, but the blue man didn’t know if vigorous anal sex would dislodge or otherwise compromise the device. And there was always a risk of infection….
Nodding, Syx slid his hands down Harrison’s sides, “Still… it gives me options I didn’t have before.”
Resting his forehead on Harrison’s, rubbing in the way that brought a wonderful peace to him, Syx shifted back enough that he wasn’t pressed against his l- against Harrison’s dick. He still wasn’t even sure what to think of the man as. Feeling comfortable and safe enough in this man’s lap though, Syx found enough will to explain, “I don’t know how compatible my genetics are with other species. And even if it wasn’t… viable… I don’t… wouldn’t want to…” he took a deep breath and regrouped, “But out of anyone I would consider allowing to fuck me, blue would be the most… risk.”
Even with the difference between a true mammal and a monotreme it could still be possible for Harrison to impregnate him. It wasn’t a risk he wanted to take, though at least here condoms were an option where they weren’t with Wayne’s size.
“But I think I would. Want you that is,” it frustrated him how just talking about having anal done on him could turn him into a mess of blushing nerves, unable to find the words he wanted. He pressed a light kiss to Harrison’s lips, hoping it could say what he couldn’t.
Locations Project!
This is an open project for everyone to participate in as they like! Just let us know which location you want to make your personal baby!
Note that some locations are listed twice, this is due to the flexible nature of the city itself.
Claimed
- Metro City General Hospital – Tentatively Dani’s
- Metro City Zoological Park and Arbor – Roki
- Metro Lighthouse and Pier – Spider
- Metro City Beach – Spider
- Metro City University – Kay
- Metro City Community College – Kay
- Metro City Prison for the Criminally Gifted – Spider
Metro City Ley Lines – RokiCompleted!
Not technically a location proper but importantUnclaimed
- Metro City Public High School
- Metro City Public Junior High School
- Metro City Public Grade School
- Metro City Public Library
- seen briefly in the movie
- Shipping and Warehouse District
- Largely abandoned, where Megamind’s lair is
- Observatory
- Abandoned, on top of a tall hill across from the shipping district
- Metro Man Museum
- For early-movie canon
- Megamind Museum
- Post-movie canon
- City Hall and Reflecting Pool
- Museum lies across the reflecting pool from City Hall regardless of which hero’s museum it is
- Metro City Tower
- Both reconstructed post-movie and before destruction pre-movie
- Downtown Metro City
- Hilltop Park
- Where Megamind and Roxanne went biking
Other Locations That Probably Exist
- Private schools
- Muse’s homes
- Local businesses (there’s a pet store’s storefront seen in the movie)
(( I’ll write up everything relevant to my Megamind’s lair, but as there is more then one in the city it’ll be open for the others to carve out their areas too. Luckily the district is large. XD I can say right now mine is pre movie enough that his lair isn’t the one from the movie, but the set up is similar. ))
Scars are not injuries…A scar is a healing. After injury, a scar is what makes you whole.
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Syx fell into Harrison’s arms, relaxing with a soft sigh before leaning in and nipping at the other man’s ear and kissing his cheek, “Why hello.”
God, those kisses. Harrison could feel the need behind those kisses, and it wasn’t just a need to get off. It was a need to touch, to want, to love and be loved. And he returns them with just as much desire and just as much apprehension. He has no idea where this bond is taking them, and he alternates between eager curiosity to push the boundaries further with this enchanting blue man, and terror that he’s going to somehow fuck up his marriage to the man he loves more than anything.
Sensing Syx’s apprehension, he shifts slightly on the sofa, leaning back and stretching his arms along the back of the couch. He wants to give his blue companion a little space so his erection isn’t pressed teasingly against his slit.
“So I’ve been working on something with Sheldon,” Harrison starts, purposely changing the subject. “It’s still in the experimental stage, but I thought it might be of interest to you. It’s essentially a form of birth control, or well, egg control, for your monotremetype anatomy. It’s a silicone plug that blocks the duct leading to his egg chamber. That way he can still do anal with his Wayne and not have to lay an egg every couple of weeks.” Harrison looks up at Syx, choosing his next words carefully. “It doesn’t come with any strings or pressure; I’m not telling you so I can fuck you. I just think you should have that choice if you want to be laying eggs or not if you’re getting fucked, if its by your Wayne or your other lovers….”
Syx leaned back with a curious tip of his head as Harrison changed topics, his mouth falling open as the birth control was explained. Eyes wide with delight, he felt speechless. It solved so many of the issues that had been plaguing him with his love life. The fear of growing an egg always lingering, the fear of reliving those painful memories.
His lips crashed against Harrison’s, claiming them with a hungry greed. Mellowing into a loving whimper as he ground on the blue man’s erection once more, “Oh I think that might just be an option,” his voice barely a whisper, rosy blush covering his cheeks, “And that… that would be exceptionally wonderful.”
RP backup 