All artwork is traditional media – mostly markers for coloring. I do not use digital media but if you would prefer I finish lineart for you to color digitally that is fine with me.
+$5-$10 extra character (depending on level of detail, does not include mini portraits as in this)
Will:
Nudity
Sexy times
Will Not:
Super graphic explicit stuff
Rape/noncon, heavy drug use, that kind of thing
Ask if you are unsure!
Just so you know
Recently found out we’re going to need to do car repairs to both of our vehicles totalling about $900.
Replacing a water pump, a water inverter pump, and getting a tune up for the Prius because it’s misfiring. Already got a new 12v battery for $200.
Getting a new tire, new tie rod end caps, and the alignment fixed on the Buick. The AC doesn’t work and two of the windows won’t roll down/the power locks don’t work, but we can live with that.
Saving for a vacation in late October that we’ve planned for over a year. Had to use what we had saved for that for car repairs. We’re visiting Texas to see where we would like to move next year/see family and friends in the area.
Still need to pay my student loan and doctor’s bills.
As a side note, both my husband and I work full time, so we have food and can scrape together rent, but this has already blown through our savings and our credit card just getting the damned things diagnosed and the first round of repairs done. We had new shocks dropped into the Buick in early spring and were in the process of saving up to get the alignment redone/the other repairs to it after that when catastrophic failure hit our Prius. The front tire on the Buick is flat because it had to be driven on bad alignment and fucked up that tire real good in the sidewall. We need at least once vehicle in good working order since I drive about 20 minutes to and from work 5 days a week. Van can walk if he needs to, but come winter it’s not as easy an option.
We are going to get a second opinion on the cost of the repairs from a trusted mechanic, but we had to take it to the dealership first because some of the parts are proprietary evidently and we may not be able to get them elsewhere.
So. If you ever wanted me to do an art for you now is the time to ask because I really need the money. It’s also really embarrassing that I have to ask and I don’t want anyone to feel pressured to donate, so I understand the ‘would if I could’ sentiment, I really do. Please consider signal boosting if you can.
Here’s some of my recent stuff in case you are considering it.
PM me for PayPal info as we’re using my husband’s account (it’s tied to our actual account) and it uses his real name.
Harrison just shook his head with a bemused sigh as he followed the swishing silk. He’d hoped for Wayne to meet Syx as he truly was, as Harrison knew him. Wayne had met his share of Megaminds, but Harrison wanted his husband to meet the dominant but still sweet blue man, not the villain persona. But he also knew from years of watching his mate’s Megamind that the persona was often a shield for when he was nervous or afraid. If this was the way Syx wanted to start things off, that was his choice. Harrison wasn’t going to argue.
He enters the kitchen a few steps behind their houseguest. “It smells divine baby,” he says sweetly, heading for his mate and placing a kiss on Wayne’s bicep as he stood in front of the stove. Just a little something to show his adoration, since he knew his beloved would be nervous too.
[Having totally not been spying on the two men in the bedroom, Wayne
isn’t quite sure how he managed to overcook a batch of pancakes, but the
offending disks are quickly deposited into the trash. He would eat the
evidence himself, but burnt sugar is still sugar. Oh well, he still has
plenty more pancakes to make properly, including some more without
chocolate chips.]
[Unlike the last time they hosted a villain, he
doesn’t have an excuse to cook breakfast while shirtless. Instead, he is
wearing faded black jeans, a royal purple button-down shirt that makes
his eyes less blue, and, as usual at home, is barefoot. He doesn’t look
as flashy as the two blue men walking in, but he doesn’t feel less for
it.]
[Wayne leans down for a proper kiss, not at all being
satisfied by that little arm kiss after how things went last night.] The
bacon is starting to cool, so you guys should get plates. There are
blueberry and chocolate chip pancakes, three different fruit toppings, plus fresh whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
Syx’s bravado faltered watching the cute domestic scene play out. He swept the long robe back around himself again, covering his long blue legs again. He somewhat regretted not switching out of the shorts of the pajamas.
Chewing on his lower lip he tried to cover his nerves, though he feared he was failing badly. Wayne looks so much like his. And they were adorable together. A small envious ach started in his chest. BUT! The goal was to be a part of this, Harrison wanted him here. The newness of it all just made it more awkward, left him clueless.
Syx looked a bit lost at the request that he get a plate, instead focussing on the food. It seemed like overkill or at least something for a special occasion, “Are you trying to out do Minion? He’ll only take it as a challenge to his culinary skills,” he laughed softly and looked for somewhere to put himself, “Is there cocoa or coffee?”
“What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, ____? The answer is: Don’t think about it.”
“It’s a figure of speech, ____! They’re bureaucrats! I don’t respect them!”
“Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe? Oh, yeah. You can’t. They blew up.”
‘I’m sorry, your opinion means very little to me.’
“They’re robots! It’s okay to shoot them! They’re just robots!”
“Whoa, spoilers! I’m a whole season behind.”
“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”
“We are both rational adults who don’t want anything bad to happen, and I have a human shield.”
“I’m Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar!”
“
“I’ll tell you how I feel about school. It’s a waste of time.
Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up
front says, ‘2 + 2,’ and the people in the back say, ‘4.‘ “
“Listen ___, I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is
just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard
____, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.
I did it, your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle, ____. Rise
above. Focus on science.”
RP backup 