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Megamind had been performing a steak-out. Sitting on the roof of a nearby building. He’d had brain bots watching the place and tonight should have been the night. A gang had been planning on moving very dangerous weapons through his city and he could allow that. 

The night had dragged on. Too many long nights that he’d been building new machines and tracking this potential shipment. His eyes drooped and he was asleep before he knew it. 

He was falling 
up
 the ground disappearing beneath him until Earth was nothing but a marble in the black inkiness of space. His heart seized. No! Nooo! Not again!

Jerking wildly as he awoke, Megamind blinked in confusion at the face that swam into his vision. The expression making it hard to understand who he was looking at, memories blurring together as he tried to put the right name to the face in his half awake state with heart still hammering, “Wha
?”

Cringing at the archaic computer, Syx shook his head in disgusted, “That thing might be better as a paper weight.”

Dropping into the office chair and swiveling around he hedged how much to tell her, but from his experiences between when Anna thought she was this woman and Psycho’s daughter, he knew she could be a player but should be neutral. It would be better to have her on his side, “Someone’s moving serious hardware through the city. Besides stopping it I need to know if it’s just moving through or if someone is going to be starting something in Metrocity.”

“I’m not all that inclined to argue with you over the qualities of my electronic devices
” She intoned with flat look and a voice to match. She made quick work to get to the video as he spoke further, her lips thinning as she thought. 

“Serious hardware, hm?” she prompted. Her first thought was to try to figure out how to get it to stop, began to work thorugh different scenarios in her mind.. except she didn’t do that kind of thing anymore. She had to remind herself of that. 

“What kind of hardware?” She couldn’t help but ask 

Syx idly watched her work the equipment and with a tired sigh, answered, “Guns and weapons. The information I intercepted made it seem either experimental or not entirely normal, but they were using slang lingo I’m not familiar with yet,” maybe Harrison and his husband were right about not doing this alone anymore, “I was hoping to find out what exactly tonight.”

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“How many of you does one city need?” Rockatoo grouses, slipping into Spanish rather than English for the complaint.

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“Well good for him?” Megamind waved a hand absently as if he should care, “So hubby does smoke-”

“-what do you do?” he raised a brow in eager anticipation. He hoped it wasn’t fire. There was enough fire already in his life. She was fun, though
 this could be entertaining.

“Mos’ don’t wan’ an actual answer ta tha’,” Rockatoo mocks, tamping down her own amusement over being asked ‘what she did’ considering her current physical state, though she knows full well what he actually meant.

“Less than ya think, sure ‘bout tha’.”

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“Oh please do enlighten m! We are both on the same side of the law after all, are we not? I highly doubt my interactions with your particular Doom Syndicate will be any worse than with mine.”

Syx wasn’t much for seduction. Not that he didn’t understand it, but the first approach felt nearly impossible. So he fell back to what he always did to get another’s attention. He built a thing. In this case a floating bot, dark metal and trailing gossamer ribbons like a decorative tail. It hovered and spun in an odd little dance around the brooding man that had caught Syx’s eye.

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“And what do we have here?” Zagam’s eyes widened in surprise, first wary, to see a strange artefact floating around him, but relaxed immediatly when noticed it was just trying to call his attention, thing that did succesfully. His gaze soon moved towards the blue man that for one second he thoug might be Mr. Drake. It wasn’t him, of course. The colony was not the same neither the energy. Another blue man?
Zagam flashed him a charming smile leaning forward on his chair, there is the resting area of the exhibition. “Pretty artefact you have here. Is it yours?” He asks with playfully interest.

Syx couldn’t help but bark out a laugh before covering his mouth, “Oh I hid something inside of it!” the hollow center of it had proved to be a fun hidden place for a quick tryst with his nemesis in the middle of battle. The danger of being caught had made it all the more thrilling, “The horn was the point of an EMP that disrupted the surrounding electrical devices that weren’t properly insulated. I piloted it from the top but it had it’s own onboard A.I. as well. A true A.I. unlike the Brain Bots which are actually cyborgs.”

Oh, he was doing it again. This was the problem he always had with Roxanne, having too much fun talking about his inventions and showing them off. But this wasn’t breaking villain rules, these were already used after all and he wasn’t in threat of getting blindsided or thwarted. 

“That one had worked out rather magnificently if I do say so myself,” the servers for the First Bank of Metro City that had been in range had never caught onto just how many of their records he’d had altered while they were trying to restore their systems. He’d made out quite handsomely ass while getting his ‘ass kicked’ by the hero once again.

Syx expression totally catches zagam’s attention, that soon draws a slight smile over his thin lips, Glaring to the blue man with soft amusement. Whatever he was trying or not to kick that information and replace it by technical details, the devil might have an idea of what he was really thinking. after all, mortals have so many addictions.

-”you seems to admire pretty much this one in particular. Glad to see that your inventions leaded to have good memories.” – Zagam decides to not ask about his private thoughts, giving some steps forward to observe the rest of the inventions. “You always worked alone? seems to bee lot of work for just one person”- the question came when he was observing a huge panel with apparently some codes he couldnt read.

“Never alone. I did tell you I have a legion of Brain Bots,” Syx arched an eyebrow, “But no, I could never do all of this without Minion. He’s… my companion. We’ve always been together,” it was hard to even describe what Minion was to him. His fish was everything. Minion was home.

Syx looked over his various creations in an array of destruction, letting slip, “Besides it’s easy to make them when they are made to be destroyed.”

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“Ha! Well what are you waiting for then?” Megamind gave the Crimson Fucker the come at me fingers from the piolet seat of the Spider Bot, “Come on an hit me if you’re able.”

“Oooh!” Syx exclaimed in awe as his arms wrapped around Anna, “You changed!”

Ignoring his own injuries in order to cup her cheeks as he looked into her eyes, “You were a wolf? Or something large
 you
 how did you do that?”

His face filled with wonder he captured her lips in a kiss, “You were magnificent, tiger!”

She felt odd.. a part of her felt the tingling sense of exhaustion that raced through her body, but at the same time? She felt as if she were home, she felt as if she were doing exactly what she was meant to do. 

His lips silenced any words she might have been able to say, trying to follow him even as he pulled away. Opening her eyes, they glowed more than normal, a smile spreading on her lips, “I don’t know.. but it feels perfect.” it wasn’t a word that the woman used often. 

“You are perfect,” Syx kissed her again, pulling them both up, “We should get back inside… you’re naked,” he laughed, his hands running over her sides, “And we can figure this out,” another kiss, “Together.”

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

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[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: *gasping and rubbing back until my tentacle comes out and wraps around you* That definitely counts as touching, naughty pet *ties 2 more knots* ]

[TXT MSG: *moans loudly with a great big smile* So worth it ]

[TXT: *slides my coiled length up and down over your lovely blue cock* I’m going to counts this as continued naughty behavior I do hope you know >;P *ties up both your arms* ]

I Won’t Say

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Megamind bit his lip at the sight of her nightgown, oops
 was it really that late? 

Trying to brush off his mistake, he chuckled, “I’m a super villain, Miss Ritchi, your comfort and schedule are hardly my concerns.”

Honestly, he wasn’t even sure why he was here. His excuse was mostly that he was in the area and gearing up for a new fight with Metro Man soon
 but he really had no good reason to be on her balcony.

Roxanne took a small breath before she looked back up at him before she could stop it she could feel her lips twitch upwards into a grin while at the same time she swept a small strand of her hair behind her ear it must have come down upon her eyes when she was dancing around the room. She found herself hesitating but it only lasted for a short moment. 

“Well then, being as you are already here would you Mr.Super Villain like to stay for a while? I can make us a warm cup of coffee or tea if you’re interested?” she asked with a much brighter tone of voice than before.

 She didn’t exactly know why she was suggesting this being he is the super villain of the city and most likely under the impression that her and his nemesis Metro Man are a couple which they are so not and would never be. 

Frozen on her balcony, Megamind sputtered, they’d had cocoa and tea together before but only in his lair. Usually, after a plot went wrong and the game got cancelled for the day. Or the time she was sick and Minion made a care package. Or the one birthday kidnapping, but he was still swearing up and down that it hadn’t been planned for the sole purpose to give her a gift and cake. It had been a true kidnapping. Definitely.

He let out a nervous laugh, “Are you sure I didn’t hit you with the knockout spray too hard last time?” he wanted to take up her offer, his feet already moving him toward the door, “It would be… horribly against kidnapper/kidnappee decorum, Miss Ritchi,” …it would also be lovely…

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

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[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: That’s entirely beside the point~ *moves up to straddle before leaning down for a kiss* ]

[TXT MSG: *needily returns the kiss, grinding my hard cock against you as much as I can, trying to coax your tentacle out to join the fun* ]

[TXT: *gasping and rubbing back until my tentacle comes out and wraps around you* That definitely counts as touching, naughty pet *ties 2 more knots* ]