panel from one of the megamind comic books

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OH MY GOD I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK I IMAGINED THIS.

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Minion: “I hate it. Why do I always have to wear the dresses?”

Megamind: “It would be a major faux pas for me to show up sans a date, and they look better on you than me, so just pick one.”

Minion: “I promised myself that I wasn’t going to let you ruin prom for me, so I’m just going to ignore you and try on the yellow one.”

I read this ages and ages ago–on the internet somewhere, maybe? And then I could never find it again. But I finally got the comic book that it’s from! I knew there was semi-canonical support for Megamind experimenting with his gender during adolescence!

(Megamind says dresses look better on Minion than on him, which means that Megamind must have tried wearing them. Because otherwise he wouldn’t know that.)

[@lynati​, do you remember me telling you about this a while back?]

{ Megs totally could rock a dress but omg yeah he would def be too nervous about what people would think being raised in an all male prison }

Date Night

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Syx leaned into the kiss, bringing a hand up to brush over Harrison’s jaw. How did he get to be so lucky? He wasn’t sure but damn did he not want to jinx this. He’d lost only one of his lovers of all the ones he’d suddenly gained this year, from zero to 3 (4?) had been a huge leap. To have so many that could accept him for who and what he was felt like a miracle.

Chuckling at Harrison’s complaint about the cold, Syx clucked his tongue, “I’m suddenly horrible disappointed that your nipples are covered by that jacket,” he leaned in closely, “But then I’d be forced to soften those hard pebbles up with my tongue.”

Stepping forward and past Harrison to climb in the car, Syx only paused to blow a kiss at the exterior camera of the lair, knowing Anna would be watching him off with Minion. Climbing in fully he settled on the seat, and after a moment’s hesitation as he made up his mind, picked the middle. Legs wide as he sat, leaving the invitation for a very close ride over. This was a date after all and dear god he didn’t want to have to keep his hands off the other blue man.

Mostly because… deep down… he feared that this would be like his dates with Wayne. Harrison was married. Surely he wasn’t going to be allowed to touch him openly once they were in public. Best to get it out of his system now.

Harrison smiled, relishing the feeling of Syx’s fingers on his cheek – even if they were a bit chilly.  “Well you’ll have plenty of time to stare at my nipples later because I assure you, they are completely visible once I take off the jacket,” he teased, grinning further as he followed his companion into the car.  “And hard enough to cut glass.”

Syx’s invitation, with legs spread wide and taking up the middle of the seat did not escape his detection.  After the briefest consideration, he wiggles sidelong into the other man’s lap.  “You’re being very naughty right now.  Not sharing the seat, tsk tsk,” he chided playfully, reaching for Syx’s hand and weaving their blue fingers together.  

He was secretly delighted that the other blue man wasn’t wearing gloves.  He understood that Syx had insecurities about his body, particularly his scarred wrists, but Harrison never got sick of touching blue hands that were not his own.  

“I am sharing,” Syx purred, winding one arm around Harrison, “I’m sharing my lap, which is better. Besides, I’m the bad boy, remember,” he happily threaded their fingers together. This was the reason he left the gloves off. Skin on skin contact was beyond special… but touching blue skin? That was magic. 

Biting his lip, his face softened as he looked at their joined hands and silently brought their hands up and kissed Harrison’s knuckles. This was something he’d never thought he could have. Would never have dreamed of. Squeezing the hand clasped in his, he lowered them back to their laps and tried to reclaim his previous flirty behavior with mild success. He held Harrison firmly against himself, but otherwise kept things chaste. They both prized presentation and there would hopefully be plenty of time to wrinkle clothing and mess up each other’s makeup after the public portion of the date was over.

“So where are we going for food?” he usually ate with Minion or at the prison but he had enjoyed some of the restaurants around the city, but always in disguise or hidden away in the back. Still, what he knew of the food options in the city for fine dining was fairly limited and mostly consisted of his Uncle’s Italian place.

Date Night

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Syx had spent hours upon hours agonizing over his wardrobe with Minion and Anna’s help. This had involved many fashion shows and the final pick for pants ended up being decided by Anna when his loving wolfish mate dragged him back to the bedroom.

Syx felt horribly exposed as he got dressed again, dark mesh tights and corset covered by his studded leather pants, the gifted shirt, and finally his motorcycle jacket. He’d gone with a dark, smokey eyeshadow to bring out his eyes, and finally slipped on his heeled, platform boots to give himself a few extra inches.

Gloveless… his arms would be utterly bare when the jacket came off… he wanted the skin contact… but that meant more people than Harrison could see. That had been as big of an internal struggle as the lack of spikes. In the end, he strode out the door of the lair after getting the test with encouragement from both Anna and Minion. His Tiger had made sure he knew who he belonged to before sending him out to enjoy his date, so he had ended up smelling as much of her as he did of his choice of cologne. 

Seeing Harrison waiting for him, his jaw dropped. Closing the distance between them, Syx traced the line of fabric of the mesh shirt to where it disappeared into the jacket, purposefully not touching skin. He licked his lips, enjoying the bit of height over the other blue man that his boots gave him as he purred, “You are a horrible tease. I’m supposed to resist just stealing you away right now? With you dressed like that?”

A bright lavender flush rose quickly on Harrison’s face at that compliment.  “You could steal me away, buuuuut I hope you wait until after desert at least,” he replied, pulling Syx in for a one-armed hug.  He was secretly pleased that his outfit had the intended effect of dazzling his date.  It made the hours and days of shopping, both online and in an impromptu day trip to New York worth every moment.  

Syx looked delicious – sleek and more masculine than Harrison had expected, even with that perfectly smokey eye.  He’d expected the other man to wear leather, especially given their texts over the last few months.  But it was more than just the clothes.  Syx exuded a heady mix of sex and confidence with every movement.  God, he could practically smell it on him.  It took conscious effort for him to close his mouth so he wasn’t just gaping up at him like a guppy.  

He leaned up to add a brief kiss on his companions cheek for good measure.  

“Now,” he said, clapping his lean blue hands together excitedly.  “Let’s go.  It’s freezing out here and I’m practically shirtless,” he added with a waggle of his eyebrows, opening the car door and gesturing for Syx to step inside.  

Syx leaned into the kiss, bringing a hand up to brush over Harrison’s jaw. How did he get to be so lucky? He wasn’t sure but damn did he not want to jinx this. He’d lost only one of his lovers of all the ones he’d suddenly gained this year, from zero to 3 (4?) had been a huge leap. To have so many that could accept him for who and what he was felt like a miracle.

Chuckling at Harrison’s complaint about the cold, Syx clucked his tongue, “I’m suddenly horrible disappointed that your nipples are covered by that jacket,” he leaned in closely, “But then I’d be forced to soften those hard pebbles up with my tongue.”

Stepping forward and past Harrison to climb in the car, Syx only paused to blow a kiss at the exterior camera of the lair, knowing Anna would be watching him off with Minion. Climbing in fully he settled on the seat, and after a moment’s hesitation as he made up his mind, picked the middle. Legs wide as he sat, leaving the invitation for a very close ride over. This was a date after all and dear god he didn’t want to have to keep his hands off the other blue man.

Mostly because… deep down… he feared that this would be like his dates with Wayne. Harrison was married. Surely he wasn’t going to be allowed to touch him openly once they were in public. Best to get it out of his system now.

Horrific Headcanons

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Send a symbol for a headcanon about my muse. All horror/angst/scifi related.

Have they ever committed a murder?

What is their greatest fear?

Would they ever trust dark or wicked magic?
△ Name one thing from their past that they regret.

If they had to choose one weapon to carry forever, what would it be?

Would they kill someone close to them if they had to?

Would they survive an apocalyptic situation?
❣ If someone had the power to bring them back after death, would they want them to?

Do they fear death?

What do they think awaits them after death?
¿ Are they easily frightened?
╳ How would they react to seeing a loved one become possessed?
☹ Name one person they would kill for.

If they had the choice to be immortal with one other person, who would they choose?

How would they react to receiving a phone call from a deceased love one?

Do they have a favorite scary movie? Book? Show?

Do they believe the world is made up of good and evil?
♥ Have they ever acting out of heartlessness?

What is their favorite and least favorite thing about the night?
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Do they think they deserve punishment for their wrongdoings?
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Have they ever gotten pleasure from causing others pain?

Do they consider themselves to be evil?
♒ If they could choose how to die, how would they want to go?

Are they possessive?

Are they holding a grudge against anyone?

Do they believe in ghosts?

Who is their favorite villain?
☄ While watching a scary movie, are they the one clinging to a friend or being clung to?

Do they believe in aliens?

Starlight Picnic

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With a soft sound, Syx melted into her touch. That spot behind his ear was a weak spot that Anna was all too aware of and willing to exploit. Oh but he loved it. 

Grinding his hips back into her, Syx pressed himself against her form. They didn’t have time in the tight schedule for sex until they got to the destination. Maybe just a quick… ugh, but he didn’t want them to miss the sunset! This had to be perfect!

Turning in her arms, Syx kissed her deeply and bit her lip, giving it a tug, “Easy Tiger,” though it was as much for him as for her, “When we get to the top, we can howl at the moon together.”

Anna knew all the proper spots to drive her mate absolutely wild.. and he had that same power to make her melt with just a couple of simple actions. She happily let him turn in her arms, her arms coiling around him tightly as they kissed. There was a soft inhale as he bit her lower lip, making a soft noise of pleasure that seemed to be almost more animal like than anything else. 

His words had her laughing that husky, sexy sound of hers, pulling away with a happy smile. “And howl at the moon we can do,” She cooed, winking playfully as she pulled away. She let him gather up the things as she did, laughing softly. 

“Lead the way, love,” She murmured, watching his every move, him capturing her whole attention as always. 

With everything he needed gathered in a small pack, Syx turned towards the path and took Anna’s hand. His stomach was filled with butterflies, nervous as he was about what was to come. He knew it would be well received. Should be. But… he was still anxious. Swallowing he started talking, just to keep his head straight as he led her up a very familiar path through the woods. 

“I used to come here a lot when I was younger. To get away from the noise and the lights of Metrocity,” he looked up, catching bits of sky between the thick pine trees, “I could only come when the weather was nice, before the snow,” it was crisp outside, fall setting in and the few maples had the leaves in a bright array of colors, “We had so little back then. But this… it was special. Secret. I’m sure other people know it’s here, but to me, it felt like mine and Minion’s private hideaway,” he turned and led her off the small dirt trail to one that was no more than a deer trail.