Profound Sentence Meme

“People care about you, too, you know.”
“What, and it’s alright for you to save us, but never the other way around? Why not?”
“Don’t you know how much you’re loved?”
“You’re trying to get yourself killed! Ever since it happened, you’ve been trying!”
“It’s like you have a death wish.”
“You’re addicted to the adrenaline and sooner or later it will get someone killed. You, probably.”
“What happened to you? Why are you like this?”
“This ISN’T okay.”
“You can’t keep treating yourself like this.”
“I hear you crying sometimes, when you think nobody is listening.”
“Do you know how sad you look sometimes?”
“What are you hiding from me? Just TELL me!”
“Something is eating you up from the inside. Something happened, or you’ve done something, or someone left. You need to share. Otherwise you’re never going to feel okay again.”
“Why are you like this?”
“Since when was doing THIS okay?”
“It’s okay to talk to people.”
“I’m not fragile, I’m not going to break if you talk to me about it. I’ll listen and I’ll care. That’s it. I promise.”
“You can’t run away from this.”
“I’m not going to leave you the moment you do something I disagree with.”
“You’re not secretly an irredeemably awful person!”
“What’s going on with you?”

Gross porn blogs:

hiddleshoneybunny:

zhora-salome:

hiddleshoneybunny:

hollowedskin:

undead-trans-lesbian:

elliesaurus-rex:

What is it about my page that entices you? I’m not interested! Get lost!

The bots are using tumblr to scam Google.

Let’s say someone is looking for porn and they put “wife caught her husband cheating,” into Google. There are a lot of porn sites (and some news sites) with that title. So Google has to decide which order to show them in, because most of the time, people pick something off the first few pages of Google.

Google wants to have the very best “wife caught her husband cheating” (or whatever else you search for) sites on the first page of the search. Google has several ways to try and decide which site are the best, but one of them is that it looks at how popular it is by seeing how many other websites link to it. If a lot of other sites are linking to it, it was probably useful to them, so Google will put it on the front page.

So if I’m a sleazy pornsite owner, I could create like a thousand websites and make them all link to my “wife caught her husband cheating” site, and act like a whole bunch of different websites thought it was pretty great. They’d be like “xdfgt .com”, “xdfgy .com”, “xdfgh .com,” just nonsense addresses nobody else was using, or whatever. I’d try to make Google think my site was awesome, because all these other websites are linking to it.

But Google has already caught on to that. Google would know “xdfgt .com” was a crappy fake website, because nobody else is linking to “xdfgt .com”. Any website that is only linked to by crap websites is also crap, as far as Google is concerned. Google won’t put it on the first pages of search results.

So instead let’s imagine the sleazy pornsite owner creates a thousand fake tumblrs instead, like “xdfgt.tumblr .com” and “xdfgy.tumblr .com” and “xdfgh.tumblr .com” and just puts one or two posts on them to add links to the “wife caught her husband cheating” porn site. Google can still tell those tumblrs are crap websites, because nobody else is linking to them. But the difference is … on tumblr, the sleazy pornsite owner can make your website link to him.

Let’s say your tumblr is “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com”. If “xdfgt.tumblr .com” likes one of your posts, there’s link on your blog to “xdfgt.tumblr .com.” Somewhere on “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” it will say “xdfgt liked this” with a link from your blog to “xdfgt.tumblr .com.”

Google’s bot looks at “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” and it sees that your blog is a good website. People are linking to it (talking to you or reblogging from you), you write like an actual human being, you have nice pictures, you update sometimes, you aren’t a bot. So Google decides your blog isn’t a crappy scam website. Then it sees the link to “xdfgt.tumblr .com” and it thinks “oh hey, a nice website with good stuff written by a real human linked to this “xdfgt.tumblr .com” I guess maybe “xdfgt.tumblr .com” is a decent website too.”

Then it looks at “xdfgt.tumblr .com” and it sees the link to the porn site with “wife caught her husband cheating”, and it says, “well, I guess that “wife caught her husband cheating” site is a good site. I know that because there’s a good site linking to it here at “xdfgt.tumblr .com.” I know “xdfgt.tumblr .com” is a good site because “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” linked to it, and I know “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” is a good site because it is updated and writes like a real person and people talk to it and link to it.”

So basically the porn bots are using the fact that you have a good blog to make themselves look better and to try and trick Google’s bot into thinking they’re very popular and it should put them at the top of its list when people search Google for porn.

It’s really annoying! It would be really nice if the people running tumblr figured out a way to not be free advertising for every sleazy porn site on the internet

source.

hey wow thats actually really useful! and its written in a way that i (a bird with no knowledge of the wizardly internal workings of a website) can understand!

Omg! I was wondering why in the hell I’ve been inundated with porn follows lately I’ve been like wtf!! 😲

Oh wow. So basically it’s better to block them instead of ignoring them?

That’s why I do @zhora-salome I block them immediately!

(( Aaaaahhhhh! This makes so much sense! I bet it’s true of the stupid buzzfeed bots to! I’ve already been auto blocking them and I’m so glad I do now. ))

Good Morning Sunshine

justiceisanoncorrosivemetal:

syx-blue:

Feeling a sense of relief, Syx went back to his food. It was a wonderful to not be alone in this matter, to have more people who understood relationships, especially odd ones. Often his Uncles advice was… suspect or unhelpful and Minion had less experience than Syx did when it came to relationships.

Mouth full, Syx choked at Harrison’s topic change. Thumping his chest with a sputter, “Ah… I… okay?” he should have known this would come up… but he’d never talked villainy with Wayne outside of their slowly setting up the rules they’d abide by, “I could run down the rules of the game and villains code? I had a similar discussion with uh… Girly?” he looked to Harrison for confirmation on the nickname for the female Megamind, “when I first got here. Otherwise, if there’s something more you need to know…”

It was one thing to mention the rest of his business with Harrison, but he was suddenly incredibly self-conscious about speaking about his work as Mr. Blue with a Wayne. He offered up a somewhat nervous smile, “I’d like to hear about how your ‘game’ differs from mine as well, if it does, that is. Girly gave me the impression things were very similar for her, but I know she’s a hero now… which is frankly baffling…”

[Unlike Syx, Wayne only tenses slightly at the abrupt and blase way that Harrison switches subjects. The man is great at business, but does not understand the intricate steps of the Game. You don’t just ask a villain how they plan to villain in your city. Negotiations should involve a mixture of threats, flattery, boasting, word play, and maybe some light flirting. Harrison’s method seems very much like smooshing two people’s faces together and expecting it not to be awkward.]

[It’s quite entertaining to hear his nickname for the female Megamind from someone who is nearly a stranger. It makes Wayne briefly wonder what she thinks of the nickname spreading so widely; if she approves or if she’s just irritated with him for ignoring her real name. Maybe he would remember to ask her some day.]

[Holding his chin in thought, Wayne considers how to answer. Sure, he is less worried about this Megamind being a serious danger, but that doesn’t mean that he really trusts the man yet.] Well, I’m sure that there are some variations if for no reason other than how messed up this city is. For example, many locations have duplicates and you might not always end up in the right place. I don’t know if you have a Lair in this dimension, but if you do, it’s probably in the same place as Girly’s Lair and my Megamind’s Lair. So there is a fair chance that I could go to visit her and accidentally end up at your Lair instead. I’ll pretend that I didn’t see anything and you will, hopefully, not let your brainbots maul my cape.

Beyond courtesies like that… for the most part, I am the lead hero of the city. Not so much because of any bossiness or bullying, but because I can keep a better tab on the entire city and can correspond with many of the supervillains.

[He runs a hand through his uncoifed hair and sighs.] Which brings me to the next part. There are a few elements here that are beyond my control. Before all of this dimensional nonsense, I had no trouble driving unsavory villains and heroes out of my city, but now there are a few persons I cannot remove for various reasons. Some of them I leave so that I can keep a leash on them and some I simply do not have the ability to drive away permanently. Most of the supervillains here have limits that I am comfortable with, but some of the rogue elements, demons and other magical beings, are beyond my control. I’ve got logic and strength on my side, but I can’t go toe to toe with a djinn and expect to win. You say you know some magic, which means you might have better luck than me. However, that means that you and I will have to discuss who you are attempting to drive out.

Syx nodded along as Wayne spoke, “Mine and Girl’s lairs are in different locations but likely only because I move mine regularly. Her’s is in a location I’ve considered in the past. I know what you mean about things being out of sort several of my…” he trailed off and fidgeted before admitting as he looked away from Wayne, “Several of the businesses I protect or have sponsored don’t exist anymore. It’s frustrating. She told me about the duplicate Doom Syndicate. Mine use magic, that’s the reason I have any experience at all,” he sighed and rubbed his face.

“Demons… I know that Psycho Delic had a run-in a while back with a demon but little more. Djinn and magic-anon and all this nonsense? It’s already giving me a headache,” he stared into his drink, “I… don’t think my Wayne is going to be much help in all this… he’s… slowed down his number of patrols…”

danekez:

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