Author: syxblue

Syx wasn’t much for seduction. Not that he didn’t understand it, but the first approach felt nearly impossible. So he fell back to what he always did to get another’s attention. He built a thing. In this case a floating bot, dark metal and trailing gossamer ribbons like a decorative tail. It hovered and spun in an odd little dance around the brooding man that had caught Syx’s eye.

never-so-bad:

syx-blue:

never-so-bad:

“And what do we have here?” Zagam’s eyes widened in surprise, first wary, to see a strange artefact floating around him, but relaxed immediatly when noticed it was just trying to call his attention, thing that did succesfully. His gaze soon moved towards the blue man that for one second he thoug might be Mr. Drake. It wasn’t him, of course. The colony was not the same neither the energy. Another blue man?
Zagam flashed him a charming smile leaning forward on his chair, there is the resting area of the exhibition. “Pretty artefact you have here. Is it yours?” He asks with playfully interest.

Green eyes snapped up to meet Zagam’s full of angry defiance before he wilted with a sigh, “Not this city. Mine… my universe… that one I did control… at least most of,” he sighed deeply and frowned. 

“I could send out brain bots and giant mechs. I could cut divots through the city with an orbital laser and devastate everything,” he turned to the man who seemed so focused on war as the only viable option for control, “But what would that get me? Rule over chaos and a city in ruin with now central power or stability. No means of production.” 

Rolling his eyes, Syx continued, “I may be a villain but I have no desire to recreate Mad Max. I don’t go for the post-apocalyptic hard on so many people seem to have.”

Remembering the man’s offhanded comment, Syx held up his chin, “And I don’t belong to anyone, they belong to me,” the man may be cute, but there was no way he wanted him to get the wrong impression on that front. Syx in no way trusted him.

“Your City must be all a paradise then, if you have the need to. And trust me. Hell manage war pretty well but also stability. The war brings fear and fear the control. But that’s is out King’s job. We’re more like an unit. one from millions. I still wish to see your mechas…Even if I don’t understand that MadMax? concept? is it a concept, right?” No, he doesnt know much about movies.-

“keep the pride up. I like that” he winks at Syx playfully, until he sees in the distance the Museum.

Syx tipped his head as he contemplated the man next to him, “What you describe sounds like a nation at constant war. War and standing armies drains resources at an alarming rate. It creates a war machine that must always be conquering so as to fill its coffers. An empire that will crumble if it ever loses it’s king or fails to gather the resources to continue to supply its military units,” Syx shook his head as he pushed open the doors of the Museum, “I’m not unfamiliar with war strategy. I just think it’s pointless. It requires too many resources and is far too likely to fail. I take my lessons from history.”

Looking around, Syx slid up to a guest and casually knicked his museum pass. He let the man walk past as the villain browsed the rack of guides. In the line ahead of them the man started cursing his lost ticket to the dismay of his girlfriend. 

Pulling one out Syx tapped it with the back of his hand, “Looks like they have an entire Megamind wing, excellent.”

High School Rebel

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Sitting abruptly at the table across from her, Victor lifted his chin, “My Dad’s blue you know,” well who would know, but they should know damnit! 

“Why. Are. You?” he enunciated slowly. These were things he needed to know. It was hard enough with everything so different. Having to change schools. Losing… god damnit! More  B L U E  strangeness was just going to make everything weird!

Great, whoever this was wasn’t going away. Scowling, Lucy sets the papers she’d tugged free next to her tray on the table, partly tucking them underneath the plastic afterward. “Good for you.” she mutters, drumming her fingers on the table.

“I don’t know, same reason you’re not?” she snarks back, looking around as if waiting for someone to provide her an out of the situation.

Victor twitched his ears, the black cat ears on his head moving forward and back with the twitching of his eye, “No I don’t knoooooow. No one tells me anything hu-elp-fuuul around here,” his arms crossed as he hunched his shoulder’s stubbornly staring at her, jaw set, “How should I know why I’m not blue! I didn’t even have fucked up ears until the whole damned universe turned on it’s damned head!”

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                                  I don’t

                                                  like             people

                                                                                 seeing me

                                        vulnerable

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: Oh ho ho you may scream all you want my delightful captive but your precious Metro Man can’t save you this time! ]

[TXT MSG: Oh no!  I suppose that leaves me entirely at your mercy!  *throws hand over forehead dramatically* ]

[TXT: Entirely so~ *throws you down on my bed* what wicked things I have in store for you, my pet >;) ]

Current Threads

V. Multi Verse

@teenage-and-blue

High School Rebel: Victor goes to H.S. with Lucy

@1000liveslived

Loyalty: Victor uses an m!a to control Anna 

Horrible Hell Child: Victor argues with her mom 

Tentacle Porn: [EXPLICIT] Anna wakes in on Syx 

Fear and Confusion: Emma wakes Syx from a nightmare  

Hellish Fight: Megamind pisses the Crimson Fucker off and battle ensues

Covered in Bruises: Anna sees Syx post battle

Tattoo on the Soul: Paige tries to convince Syx to get a tattoo again

@thevoidcomes

The Black Hole: In walks Celly, Syx panics 

@rocking-rockatoo

Bickering: Megamind making snipping comments with Rockatoo 

@never-so-bad

Making Acquaintances: Syx meets Zagam 

@the-explosive-existence

Villainous Banter: Megamind and Alixon argue. 

@dark-blue-mondays , @justiceisanoncorrosivemetal

Good Morning Sunshine: Harrison and Syx and Metz all have a needed talk 

@creampuffwarden

Here Again: Syx gets sent to prison and meets a female Warden (ON HOLD?)

@tight-beige-undies

Crab Battle: Metro Man must fight a giant Crab robot 

@universehoppingprincess

Prison Break: Megamind breaks out of prison with a magical pony (AU?)

V. To Being Normal

@mollisvocali

First Meetings: Syx Meets Joey 

sarkisms:

syx-blue:

“Fine be boring, then. See if I care.”

I will. And fine. I don’t care if you care anyway. 

“Good, great, we’ve established that no one cares. Who exactly am I not caring about again? Otherwise, you’ll just going to forever be Boring Legless Man. Unless you prefer that, but it really lacks something as even a stage name.”