Author: syxblue

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: I don’t think this tie of yours will be enough to contain my naughty captive *grabs your legs and wraps them around my waist* but I do have quite a bit of rope and I’m very found of knots. Every time you touch without permission I’ll add another knot to the rope ]

[TXT MSG: *grinds my stiffening cock against your slit and raises an eyebrow in challenge* Maybe you’ll be the one to give in to my wicked charms villain ]

[TXT: oh I think not *loops rope around your chest and starts the first not* once your all tied up like a pretty blue present all that will left for you is begging ]

Good Morning Sunshine

justiceisanoncorrosivemetal:

dark-blue-mondays:

Harrison was about to say he’d be happy to help design a system so errant brainbots can find their way home, but then Syx nearly cold clocks him.  He quickly ducks, ensuring that the other blue man doesn’t make contact.  He may not be a natural fighter, but he does still work with Makk on self defense twice a week.  

“Wayne has a nemesis and I have a friend named Megamind,” Harrison replies, not sure how he feels about Syx’s attitude or the abrupt change in subject.  The fact that he’s practically ducking punches doesn’t seem to bode well.  Nor does Syx’s martyr complex.  “And yes, he has a tongue piercing.”  

[Wayne frowns at Syx and the implication that only Syx could fix things. It’s not like there weren’t plenty of other competent heroes and villains within the city. It’s not just this Megamind’s city anymore and the man is going to have to learn that sooner or later. And, if the man wants to be obtuse about it, then he might just have to teach Syx before someone does in a much rougher way.]

[Quietly eating his pancakes, he watches the pair chat. It’s always nice being dismissed. At least it’s a good opportunity to compare Megaminds. His Megamind is certainly less of a self-centered jerk.]

Syx pulled back in on himself thoughtfully, “Right, right, so I mean there are at least three actual Megaminds including me” 

He rubbed his forehead and sighed. He could feel Harrison’s disapproval like a creeping up his back. It made him keenly aware of the tone of the room. This is why he preferred to work at a distance from people unless he was used to them.

He busied his hands with his coffee and tried to press on, “Girly was confused too. I’m… seriously the only Megamind that tried to do anything to fix the city?” the very idea stabbed at him, “No one else cared?”

He’d worked so hard. Even when he had to do it from the shadows. Even when the people he helped would reject him if he’d given it to them with his own blue hand. He’d built it all from the ground up. Just him, Minion, his creation and his few Uncles. He never meant for it to get so complicated, so huge. He supposed he should be happy that it fell apart… but now it just seemed like everything he’d done had been pointless if there was nothing to even show for it.

💤💤

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

1000liveslived:

syx-blue:

Megamind had been performing a steak-out. Sitting on the roof of a nearby building. He’d had brain bots watching the place and tonight should have been the night. A gang had been planning on moving very dangerous weapons through his city and he could allow that. 

The night had dragged on. Too many long nights that he’d been building new machines and tracking this potential shipment. His eyes drooped and he was asleep before he knew it. 

He was falling …up… the ground disappearing beneath him until Earth was nothing but a marble in the black inkiness of space. His heart seized. No! Nooo! Not again!

Jerking wildly as he awoke, Megamind blinked in confusion at the face that swam into his vision. The expression making it hard to understand who he was looking at, memories blurring together as he tried to put the right name to the face in his half awake state with heart still hammering, “Wha…?”

“Mmhmm, for a man who just told me that I didn’t need to bother, you are taking advantage of it,” she said with a raised brow, and as soon as he was close she poked the side of his head. “Come on loser, the stuff is right inside,” She stated, pulling a key from her pocket. 

She appraoched the back door, inserting the key and turning the knob. 

Megamind smacked her hand away, “Why wouldn’t I use it once it was there?” he glared at the back of her head as he followed. She was starting to remind him more of Lyn then the Emma he knew that had been Anna. Thank god.

She laughed, shaking her head some as she opened the door, “After you,” She mused. As soon as he was through, she followed behind him, locking the door behind her to ensure she didn’t forget later. 

“Alright, it’ll be in the office,” she paused to stifle a yawn, her ears hanging off to the side as she did so before she took the lead. Pausing, she took out her keys again, frowning softly as she went to find the key.. 

“..ALright where the fuck is it..” she murmured, chewing at her lower lip before making a soft noise. “There you are!” she inserted the key in and opened the door for him to go in first 

Syx was beginning to get leery about being locked in a room with the cat eared woman, but she was obviously tired and he still had his de-gun. He kept a careful distance, cape drawn around him, simply memorising everything.

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: *laying your tie beside me for later use as I continue to strip you* no touching, you touch yourself and I’ll have to punish you *kissing your ankle before pushing your legs apart and leaning over you* and you would want that now would you? >;3 ]

[TXT MSG: And what if I want to touch you? *raises a naked foot to caress up and down your leg*]

[TXT: I don’t think this tie of yours will be enough to contain my naughty captive *grabs your legs and wraps them around my waist* but I do have quite a bit of rope and I’m very found of knots. Every time you touch without permission I’ll add another knot to the rope ]

“I’m gonna find a way out of here.” //oh shit, waddup

universehoppingprincess:

syx-blue:

syx-blue:

Megamind listened from where he was, crammed inside of a hole that was dug by brainbots into the wall. He barely had enough room to breath, but he snorted. He Must be closer then he thought to another cell, “Yeah, good luck with that.”

“I don’t see any- ah! -reason why I should,” Megamind sighed as he finally wiggled his way into the small gap carved into the wall. It at least gave him breathing room. 

Magic. It’s what the Doom Syndicate used. He was incredibly leery about trusting it. Even assuming the stranger was playing him straight. Besides, he already had a plan and Minion should be in place waiting for him. His fingers found the hidden cache and he began assembling the small device. 

“Fine. Git caugh’. Not m’ faul’.” Emma sighed, looking at the bars on the front of the cell. Typically, the humans didn’t put women in a men’s prison, but they were still debating whether or not to let her in a women’s prison considering she was an animal. A magic animal, nonetheless.

Magic barely existed in this world, so Emma knew this stranger had valid reason not to trust her. But, she hated lying, especially about this, to someone who hadn’t done her any wrong. Her horn lit up, and a ‘shwee’ noise was heard.

Megamind fumbled his device, “the fuck?!” he must be very close to this person’s cell, in their walls even, “Don’t make noise!” he hissed.

The last thing he needed was this annoying person to attract the guards over, “You a damn narc?”

Syx wasn’t much for seduction. Not that he didn’t understand it, but the first approach felt nearly impossible. So he fell back to what he always did to get another’s attention. He built a thing. In this case a floating bot, dark metal and trailing gossamer ribbons like a decorative tail. It hovered and spun in an odd little dance around the brooding man that had caught Syx’s eye.

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syx-blue:

never-so-bad:

“And what do we have here?” Zagam’s eyes widened in surprise, first wary, to see a strange artefact floating around him, but relaxed immediatly when noticed it was just trying to call his attention, thing that did succesfully. His gaze soon moved towards the blue man that for one second he thoug might be Mr. Drake. It wasn’t him, of course. The colony was not the same neither the energy. Another blue man?
Zagam flashed him a charming smile leaning forward on his chair, there is the resting area of the exhibition. “Pretty artefact you have here. Is it yours?” He asks with playfully interest.

Syx tipped his head as he contemplated the man next to him, “What you describe sounds like a nation at constant war. War and standing armies drains resources at an alarming rate. It creates a war machine that must always be conquering so as to fill its coffers. An empire that will crumble if it ever loses it’s king or fails to gather the resources to continue to supply its military units,” Syx shook his head as he pushed open the doors of the Museum, “I’m not unfamiliar with war strategy. I just think it’s pointless. It requires too many resources and is far too likely to fail. I take my lessons from history.”

Looking around, Syx slid up to a guest and casually knicked his museum pass. He let the man walk past as the villain browsed the rack of guides. In the line ahead of them the man started cursing his lost ticket to the dismay of his girlfriend. 

Pulling one out Syx tapped it with the back of his hand, “Looks like they have an entire Megamind wing, excellent.”

“We don’t just conquer, also defend our territory. And believe it or not, we are not always the ones who start it . About resources. Not that much. we born for battle and war. No need of sleep or eat like a common soldier. I think you are keeping in mind mortal armies, with  its weak and strong spots.  Trust me when I say that we are very organized and count with more areas than just to fight.”

He gives a good look around as they step inside the museum, smiling interested about the villain section. “Is that good? “

“Earth has never had immortal armies…” Syx trailed off with a slight frown, “Which is a good thing in my opinion. Though what you just described is why I use brain bots. I can have thousands and not need to feed them. They only need to be recharged occasionally.”

“Yes it’s a good thing,” he checked the map again, “This way.”

Turning he wove easily through the crowds, holding out his stolen ticket. He wasn’t going to pay to get in to see his own inventions. Leading the way to his wing, Syx stopped and stared. With a bark of laughter, he gave a whoop and jogged over pointing, “Either they actually do have my stuff in here of it identical enough not to matter!”

He stopped before a massive robotic husk that filled an entire wall. The bot was in a kneeling position and had been stripped of all deadly weaponry by a brain bot team before it had been recovered by humans, but it was still an impressive sight in Megamind’s opinion. Standing it would have been over 20ft, covered in spikes and wielded dual flamethrowers. It still had the dents from the battle with Metro Man covering it. 

[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

dark-blue-mondays:

syx-blue:

dark-blue-mondays:

[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: *slowly striping you of your clothing, starting with your shoes* oh Mr. Drake~ I will have you begging and sobbing before me *running a finger up the arch of your bare foot* ]

[TXT MSG: Not if all you’re going to give me is a foot massage *wiggles toes playfully* ]

[TXT: *laying your tie beside me for later use as I continue to strip you* no touching, you touch yourself and I’ll have to punish you *kissing your ankle before pushing your legs apart and leaning over you* and you would want that now would you? >;3 ]