You know… I think your are so damn sexy. With that blue skin, those big expressive green eyes, those long fingers…. and the way you move and the way you project yourself, that whole evil persona… makes me so hot. Would you ever consider having a one night stand with someone just to fulfill their fantasy?

❝Okay, villain cape off for this one.❞

❝All through growing up I got one of two usual reactions. Disgust or kink. To this day I’m not sure what’s worse. If I’d want to I could go on the inter-webs and have one night stands lined up for weeks. I am quite aware of certain… hentai and fetish sites,❞ not that he’d admit to enjoying some of that material himself, ❝Including very interesting… art… of myself. Minion tells me this happens to all celebrities. Even villains. I really wish I could forget the one I saw of me and Psycho Delic,❞ his blue face paled and he shook his head, there just wasn’t enough brain bleach. 

❝The point is,❞ he took a deep breath, ❝No. I’m not a kink. I’m not a toy. I really still don’t understand why I have a fan club. I’m the bad guy. Devilishly handsome though I may be. I’ve been used before. I won’t ever be again. Fan or not. I only take lovers to bed and those are the ones I trust to see me as a person first. Not just a sexy pair of legs and a large head.❞