{{ Oh you definitely aren’t alone. One of my rp friends has a Wayne and Bernard who are married post movie. And I’m not sure if they are posted anywhere proper, Kay might know. They were on the old Live Journal account and that’s all dead and mostly deleted. But there were several fics. I just don’t think they ever made it to ffnet.
And I have read Hal stuff. An interesting post movie one that had a recovering Hal slowly grow feelings for Wayne as the disgraced and retired hero tried to make amends and acted as Hal’s sponsor/patrol officer. The other was exploring what was going to be canon which was Hal and Hot Flash. It was a very abusive relationship (and I think led to my head canon that poot Hot Flash always picks bad men and it always ends in fire and blood and death). Also, there was a Megamind/Hal one that was an alternate to them fighting and had them have sex as boys bonding over shared rejection and Hal declaring he wasn’t gay in a very closeted way. XD it actually worked fairly well since they’d already been hanging out (even if Hal didn’t know it) and it happened before all the reveals to piss Hal off and left it with them just settling into something that would be villainous allies with benefits?
Like I said, you name it, someone in the fandom already wrote it. }}