[TXT] I’m not one of anything! I’m one of a kind!
[TXT] okay maybe not totally anymore but no one is as fucking sick ass as me. Im a magical glitter phenomenon!!!
[TXT] omg he’s an adorable lazy noodle
[Text] Sure sees like it!
[Text] 😂
[Text] Isn’t he???
[TEXT: Im not lying about the glitter, I can prove it ]
[TEXT: I’ve never had a snake he looks awesome ]