“You did see that too, right?”
“Yeah, I got super strength, invulnerability and awesome pecks but do you know what I don’t got? You.”
“Why don’t you go hide behind that slab of concrete with all the other normals? I got this.”
“Is there anything on you that isn’t cyberized?”
“Hold on, I’m going to hack into the building’s cameras first.”
“Didn’t get the guy’s name but he was wearing blue and red. Does that help?”
“Do you think that flying me half way around the world is going to impress me?”
“You could have stopped them!”
“Two giant things battling one another in the middle of the city. That’s going to end well!”
“Please tell me you have a plasma canon on that thing or something like that.”
“Do you think super powers are going to help you now?”
“Last I checked you couldn’t bring that on board a plane.”
“I am going to crack that suit open like a tin can.”
“Oh, please. Me and Smith and Wesson have this.”
“I’m so tired of that ‘stretchy guys’ joke.”
“Where exactly were you hiding that gun?”
“We need something big and bad to take those down.”
“This is not a time to be cracking jokes!”
“I know who you are. And when I prove it, you are going down.”
“Can’t you just absorb sunlight or somethin’ to feel better?”
“I swear all of you guys are exactly the same.”
Super Powers, Robots and Guns
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