Bell scoffed, “I thought I was more famous than that. The blue normally gives me away,” she preened and posed, “Megamind, incredibly gorgeous criminal genius and mistress of all villainy.”
Offering a hand to the fallen woman, the villain added, “And fuck yeah. If you’re going to pose dramatically on roof tops over the captured damsel and do battle with the city’s defender you need two things: a good evil laugh and know how to roll with a hit and fall.”
Golden eyes blink about the, in her opinion, pretty sorry excuses for trees, before looking back at the uh….mistress of all villainy. Can’t help but quirk a brow at that. “I’m….not from around here, so..” she shrugs. That’s a reasonable excuse she thinks. And not actually all that much of a lie either~!
She finds herself squinting at the girl again uncertainly and then down at the offered hand.
“I see…Is this some ploy then? I can’t say I’d make a fantastic damsel, just so you know,” Xhuuya takes the hand regardless, hauling herself up with a few cracks and a groan. “Ah nope,” she slouches slightly after failing at her attempt to straighten her back.
Bell huffed and put her hands on her hips, though the pose looked very silly while kneeling, “Oh puh-lease. You’re all beat up. That’d be silly. Besides I only kidnap Roxanne… or Richard… or whatever they are today,” she fluttered a hand dismissively, the oddness of gender that seemed to follow her timeline never seemed to bother the blue villainess, “You’d make a horrible substitute and besides my next great battle isn’t until next week and it’s gonna be out near the lake where lot of people can cheer and boo, not in the woods. What’s the point of that?”
“Also that sounds like it really hurts,” Bell cringed, “Are you sure you’re not broken?”
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