Wrong Number is Gay

singinghands:

syx-blue:

[TXT] I might be on a sugar high? my tongue feels weird

[TXT] I have 2 more boxes but I no longer believe I can eat them

[Text] Probably are then?

[Text] Prove you’re not an axe murderer or something and then share.

[TXT] disproving the possibility of ax murder is an impossibility

[TXT] if I was a known ax murderer than I’d be in prison and if I wasn’t known then how could anyone ever know?

[TXT] also I do own an ax which isn’t stacked in my favor

[TXT] but it does have a sign saying ‘do not touch, yes I mean you’

[TXT] because of the fetch incident

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