[TXT] disproving the possibility of ax murder is an impossibility
[TXT] if I was a known ax murderer than I’d be in prison and if I wasn’t known then how could anyone ever know?
[TXT] also I do own an ax which isn’t stacked in my favor
[TXT] but it does have a sign saying ‘do not touch, yes I mean you’
[TXT] because of the fetch incident
[Text] Riiight.
[Text] I’ll get my own donuts then.
[Text] Don’t think I want to know what that is.
[TXT] I’m not saying you can’t have my donuts
[TXT] actually plz have my donuts I can’t look at them anymore
[TXT] how does one prove thy lack of ill intent to thy brethren?