Wrong Number is Gay

singinghands:

syx-blue:

[TXT] disproving the possibility of ax murder is an impossibility

[TXT] if I was a known ax murderer than I’d be in prison and if I wasn’t known then how could anyone ever know?

[TXT] also I do own an ax which isn’t stacked in my favor

[TXT] but it does have a sign saying ‘do not touch, yes I mean you’

[TXT] because of the fetch incident

[Text] Riiight.

[Text] I’ll get my own donuts then.

[Text] Don’t think I want to know what that is.

[TXT] I’m not saying you can’t have my donuts

[TXT] actually plz have my donuts I can’t look at them anymore

[TXT] how does one prove thy lack of ill intent to thy brethren? 

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