Syx’s eyebrows rose, “Really? So this is like a Jello-Shot?” cutting a bit off the jelly, he popped it in his mouth, humming at the taste, “That is not a Jello-Shot.”
Blinking at the uniqueness of the experience, he took another bite, “This is all alcohol?”
Tapping his fork idly as he thought, his lips suddenly curled into a grin as he alighted on a topic that might prove some fun, “So tell me, my flirtatious Harrison, what’s the most audacious thing you’ve done in public? And I don’t mean those group orgies things. I mean, in a nice normal setting like this.”
Harrison chuckled at the thought of a $40 agar-based cocktail as a ‘Jello shot’. He was enjoying watching Syx as much as the drink in his hand. He was about to tell his companion later just how adorable he was when he tried something new however the change in topic surprised him. He sat up a little straighter in his seat and laughed.
“No small talk indeed,” he teased. “Well… I’m not one to kiss and tell,” he said dramatically, “but there was this one time….” He swirled the orange liquor in his glass, taking his time to finish the last sip of his drink before continuing. Presentation after all. He set the empty glass in front of him before he began his story.
“I was young, god, had to be twenty? Minion and I were just starting out with Megamind Inc and I needed a very particular software license in order to make our first direct-to-market printer usable by the general public. The problem was that one of my competitors was also courting this same software company and frankly they could offer more money upfront. It was a family business, Dad was a bigshot in the 80′s for hitting on some particularly integral code for Apple II and there is his son, only a few years older than me but he was clearly being groomed to take over from daddy dearest. Now during my entire presentation, Junior will not stop staring at me and you know what I mean by staring right? Not the ‘oh my god an alien’ stare but the kind of stare where he is clearly undressing me with his eyes. But everyone else in the room is looking at me so no one else seems to notice. So I finish the presentation and I’m answering everything that Daddy is throwing at me, but I still don’t think he’s convinced. We adjourn and I overhear Junior say something about needing to use the restroom.
A few minutes later I follow him in just as he’s washing his hands and mm-mmm I don’t know what came over me.”
He flutters his lashes innocently then his smile curls into a look that is positively wicked.
“I grabbed him by the tie and pulled him back into one of the stalls. He tried to give me some bs about not kissing men, but I just laughed and kissed him anyway. That boy melted like butter in a hot pan. Then I fucked him fast and rough against the stall door.” Harrison’s eyebrows danced in devilish delight and he leaned back with a dramatic wave of the hand. “I got the account by the way.”
After finishing his cocktail, Syx burst out laughing, “I’ve messed around in some awkward places but never in a bathroom,” his shoulders shook as he chuckled, “I can’t say I blame anyone for not being able to take your eyes off you,” he gave Harrison a smoldering look, “We are devilishly handsome.”
He reached for another of the unique cocktails, hemming and hawing over which one he wanted before selecting a suspended fruit. He turned the glass in his hand marveling at how the fruit bits floated, “However I think I have that beat,” he winked at Harrison over the top of the glass, “Inside the Equestinator during a time-out during battle. Roxanne was pissed, it hadn’t been planned and no one thought to untie her when we got distracted.”
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