Maybe because I’ve been seeing a lot of bernard/megamind rp lately on my dash, but really?
What would have happened if megamind pretended to be roxanne and found Bernard instead??
Like, imagine the lie but also the Mulan-ness of it all.
{{ oh my fucking God… Megs pretending to be Roxanne… One, where is Roxanne that’s he’s acting like her, hmmm… Maybe visiting family and he definitely already has her in the watch. “ITS JUST FOR A TEST MINION!” so he pops Roxanne on and now has to act like her. He /knows/ her. Or thinks he does. XD oh God that idea has so much potential for hilarity as Megs does Roxanne impersonations. Oh! And if he got roped into doing her work! Co-workers are all your back early, here’s your mic, you’re on in 5, and Megs has to do a broadcast. Okay. This is all amazing, yes. }}
honestly this is hilarious. Someone needs to write this and send this to me.
(Though in my mind, he accidentally dehydrated Roxanne lmao and she pops up later in the wash madder than a hornet.)
Megs: “It was an accident… I swear!”
Rox: “I. Was. Cubed. For. How. Many. Weeks?”
Minion: “About… 2 months actually Miss Ritchi.”
Rox: “Thank you Minion.” finger points and glares at Megs, “Accident?!”
Megs: *furious stop motions at Minion* “Ahahahaaaaa Miss Ritchi… I can -ack- explain!”
Rox: “Then you better start talking fast or I’m going to take this… whatever this does, and we’ll see how you like being suspended over the alligator pit!”
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