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“Shit!” Syx swore. Having been out visiting one of his Uncles under the safety of his disguise watch, his heart jumped at the sight of the cop version of Wayne. Shit! Fuck! God Damnit!

Chewing on his lip, he debated what to do. Though hovering awkwardly in the entry to the Italian restaurant hardly made him inconspicuous. 

Just as he’d been about to leave after scouting the place as a -maybe i’d eat here with Sheldon- restaurant, the man in the doorway swore and stood there, blocking it.

“Uh, you okay buddy? Wrong restaurant?” Wayne offers with a raised eyebrow, one hand in his pocket and the other closing his phone down to put it in his back pants pocket.

Syx laughed rather manically as he looked around, “Oh nonono of course not fine gentlemen! There is nothing what so ever the matter with this fine establishment!”

He hadn’t changed his voice! SHIT SHIT SHIT FUUUUCK!!!! His back far too stiff, he tried to edge out around the cop without seeming more suspicious.