“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

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“Daddy says that stealing is bad only if I get caughted. I didn’t get caughted.”
The child struck a pose.
“I’m gonna…be a evil viwwan!”

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Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

“Daddy says that stealing is bad only if I get caughted. I didn’t get caughted.”
The child struck a pose.
“I’m gonna…be a evil viwwan!”

“Stealings bad even if you don’t get caught,” Megamind explained holding up a finger, “But not getting caught is the most important part.”

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As she posed, he couldn’t help the grin that spread on his face, “And is the little villainess does get caught, the other important thing is knowing how to get out of a pair of handcuffs.”

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