[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

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[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: oh good! yes! I’d hate to be the only one getting worked up just thinking about this!! ]

[TXT MSG: I’m going to have to do something about it when I get home tonight.  What do you want me to do my overlord? ]

[TXT: Do you have a nice spiral anal spreader toy? I want that pretty blue cock of your with a ring around it as you work yourself open on a toy. No touching yourself and that hero of yours just watching ]