[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

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[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: What a good boy, no one knowing but me and your mate. Hidden and never forgotten, naughty little boy, playing with a wicked villain. All the sinful things I’d tell you while you can’t touch. While you have to act like ~my tentacle~ isn’t circled around you. Until I come to you and give you the real thing. ]

[TXT MSG: God Syx you truly are evil. ]

[TXT MSG: I don’t know that I’ll be able to function if you were dirty talking me all day.  Patience and self control have never been my strong suits…. ]

[TXT: >:3 where’s the fun if I’m not pushing you to your limits? See you fall apart and beg if far too beautiful ~ ]