Wayne hummed as he felt someone’s arms sliding around him from behind, he figured it was Sheldon since he was currently out with him and a look down told him yep, those blue hands were his mates.
Moaning softly at the rubbing over his crotch, he presses slightly against the hands before freezing.
They could have been Sheldon’s hands… Except the nails were painted and Wayne knew Sheldon hadn’t gotten his done today. The next moment he’d pulled away and turned, bumping back against the railing of the bridge and staring at the short, blue woman standing before him.
Wayne felt scandalized, and looked it, too.
“What the fuck, lady?!”
It was, of course, that exact moment that Sheldon came around the corner holding two coffees. Frozen in complete disbelief at the sight before him, his fiance… his proclaimed very gay fiance… with his hands down a blue woman’s pants who apparently was near orgasm. Mouth hanging open he finally snapped to, “Wayne, honey? You can tell that one isn’t me because of the poor fashion sense and the boobs. Just in case you were confused.”
He did have to admit she was breathtakingly beautiful even with the over the top makeup.
Bell rolled her eyes over to the voice, a blue man? Oooooh this just kept getting better, “Don’t be jealous, pretty boy,” she thrust her hips back hard and winked, “I’ll give him back when I’m done~”
Oh god. Of all the times for Sheldon to come back…
Wayne froze up and looked right to Sheldon, face beet red and he swallowed, beginning to stammer.
“N-no, Sheldon it’s… She stole my wallet and- Ack!” Wayne gasped when Blue thrust back against his crotch again and Wayne finally managed to get a hold of his wallet, yanking it out and backing up quickly from the woman.
“Look, you. Piss off.” Wayne growls, wiping his wallet on his shirt and frowning deeply, face still red, feeling mortified beyond belief. Looking up at Sheldon, he walks over to him and takes the coffee meant for him with a long, steadying and calming breath,
“She groped me. I thought it was you, blue hands and all that.” Wayne mutters, glaring over at the woman.
“Stole my wallet and put it down her pants. That’s gross you know!” He shouts at her.
Bluebell, laughed as Wayne jerked away, “Ah come on now big boy! My trouser monster doesn’t bite,” she winked and grabbed her crouch lewdly, “It just wants to be your frand~” tossing her head back she cackled, “You’d think gay men were allergic,” she ran her hands over her curves, “Don’t worry baby boy, I won’t taint you.”
Sheldon raised a sculpted brow at the whole exchange, “She stole your wallet? How in the world did she steal your wallet?“ he looked between the two with a frown, torn between bafflement and confusion at his mate’s reactions. Focusing on the crass woman, he snorted, "Do you have no shame?”
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