“Hi! I’m Dana!” A tiny alien smiled up at him. “How are you?!”

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Megamind pulled up short, blinking down at the small child? a hand drawing up to his chest as he peered dow at her. Black cape pulled around him, the blue man rocked back on his heels, “My! Aren’t you interesting!”

“Megamind, Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy,” he boasted with a smirk, “And I’m deplorably bad, which is good. For the sake of bad.”

“Dep…wobab.”
Dana smiled up at him and made a little wave.
“I an irken. You…an alien too?”
She tilted her head to the side and smiled wider before grabbing at the cape.
“CAPE.”
The Irken seemed to like the cape.

Megamind frowned with a tip of his head, “Irken? I’ve not heard of that one before,” though if she was listening off alien races, he’d be clueless regardless. He didn’t even know the proper name for his own species. 

“Cape yes…” oh no, this one seemed very young. Megamind had always been happy to leave the strange babies to Metro Man, “It’s an essential staple of any villainous costume.”

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