“What?” Roxanne squeaked, “Married? To Megamind?” her face colored red at the idea, only in her darkest fantasies. Ones she denied in the morning, “I-I mean, wait, female? There’s a girl Megamind?”
Her eyes widening as she tried to wrap her mind around it, Roxanne gasped, “How ridiculous are her outfits?”
“Think more peacock feathers and rhinestones than spikes,” Harrison confided, his bright green eyes shining with amusement at her obvious embarrassment. Yet another Roxanne who clearly had more than professional feelings for the blue villain in her life. He could hardly blame her since he was itching to crawl into bed with Syx himself. “Though the spikes to do make the occasional cameo. Her thigh-high stiletto boot game is exquisite.”
“They have two kids, one adopted and one biological. Though you might be slightly scandalized to hear how that happened,” he smirked, knowing any reporter as curious as Roxanne Ritchi won’t be able to resist the inevitable follow up question.
Her mind sputtered as she pictured Megamind in feathers and stiletto boots, her imagination hardly changing him other than removing the beard. Realizing she’d frozen open mouthed, she shocked her head and held up a hand, “Wait, wait, wait, slow down. Why would two people having a kid be scandalous?” her brain caught up. Right. Woman. This was two woman. She tried to add breasts to the mental image she’d been painting, “…how would to women have a kid? I mean it could easily be biological one of theirs if they used a sperm donor,” he reasoned.
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