Her mind sputtered as she pictured Megamind in feathers and stiletto boots, her imagination hardly changing him other than removing the beard. Realizing she’d frozen open mouthed, she shocked her head and held up a hand, “Wait, wait, wait, slow down. Why would two people having a kid be scandalous?” her brain caught up. Right. Woman. This was two woman. She tried to add breasts to the mental image she’d been painting, “…how would to women have a kid? I mean it could easily be biological one of theirs if they used a sperm donor,” she reasoned.
Harrison was smirking despite his attempts to hide it, barely able to contain a somewhat evil glee. He might not enjoy spike covered robots, but there is no doubt in moments like this that he is a Megamind.
“No donor. Biological from both of them. A magical curse turned Girly into the male Megamind you know and love. She was dating Roxanne at that time and one thing leads to another, and of course they’re not used to thinking about birth control….. So that is how Megamind accidentally got her Roxanne pregnant.” With a flourish of his hands and a gleam in his bright neon eyes, Harrison is well and truly convinced he has blown her poor little human mind. “Nine months later little Vycter comes along.”
It never even entered into Roxanne’s thought to wonder at genetic compatibility. In her mind, it seemed a given based off fantasy and science fiction tropes that humanoid species could and would have kids. Megamind was always just a blue human in her mind.
“Magic? Curse?” Roxanne’s face drew out into an anxious half grin, sure that this blue man was pulling her leg, “Are you sure you haven’t been reading too many tabloids?”
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