Accepting the donuts, Roxanne took a cinnamon sugar one and put the bag back, “She works for my station, but I’ve never seen her accept on the broadcasts… There are really that many blue men in the city? My research hadn’t turned up nearly so many,” she frowned, having estimated about half that number, “So, you really are Megamind? Or a version of Megamind?” she had to cringe a bit at herself, “I can tell you’re not based on your walk and speech pattern, but you look remarkably similar. I was really hoping that wasn’t just unconscious racism.”
“I would say that Megamind is a version of me,” Harrison replied arrogantly. “But it’s clear we are connected. I’ve done genetic tests and I share at least an 83% similarity with every blue man I’ve tested. It’s not enough to be twins, but more than the average sibling. Accounting for those genetic differences in personality and temperament, plus the differences in upbringing, yes, we all seem to be versions of each other pulled here from across dimensions. Welcome to Metro City. Cheers.” He taps his donut against hers before taking a big bite.
Roxanne mulled over the new information as Harrison knocked their donuts together, belatedly echoing, “Cheers.”
Munching on her donut, she wiped the sugar from her lip, thankful for her smudge-proof lipstick, “So this has been going on for a while if you’ve had time to get used to it and do genetic testing. How long? I just don’t understand how this isn’t huge national news! I would’ve thought there would have been national coverage or… something!”
She waved her hand about as she looked over the man beside her. It was strangely easy to talk to him, she suspected it was because despite the differences he did remind her of Megamind. Only a nonvillainous one, which if anything only made it easier.
“It’s all made me feel a little nuts,” she lamented, “…especially with how strange Megamind and Wayne have both been acting.”
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