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“Oh thank you!” Minion replied brightly, “The secret is al-”

“Don’t tell her all of our secrets!” Megamind hissed, glaring at his loose-lipped friend. 

“-mond extract,” Minion finished, giving the blue man a sidelong look, “I highly doubt she’s going to dupe our evil plans based on my cookie recipe, Sir.”

“First it’s cookies, Minion! Next, it will be the secrets of DNA extraction!” Megamind flailed his arms around as he paced, “You mustn’t let them worm their way into your weak-willed mind.”

Minion let out a long watery sigh, “If you say so, Sir.”

Spinning back around to their captive, Megamind pursed his lips, “Well you can’t stay here. I live here,” he narrowed his eyes at her, he won’t be able to live with himself if he knew she was going to be sleeping on the streets, “I’m a super villain, not a charity.”

The youngest of the Sanderson sister’s turned her head back around so that she was eye to eye with the blue super villain very carefully placing the rest of the cookie down onto the cover of the book but also being extra careful not to let any cookie bits accidentally go into the book’s still open eye this time instead of showing a look of comfort to Sarah the book seemed to be giving the super villain a glare of sorts. 

Her eyes narrowed and her lips pursed into a tight line she very quickly answered back with a giggle in her tone of voice. “And I am an evil witch. Hast thou ever heard of the legend story of “The Sanderson Sisters? I am Sarah the youngest” 

“Sander-what now?” Megamind squinted at her, “I’m a scientist. I don’t do the occult.”

“If you want to talk evil magic, you’re far better off with Hot Flash. Her and the Doom Syndicate are the only magic users living in Metrocity I’m aware of,” he blew out a breath, those elemental users were hard enough to deal with. He really didn’t want to know what she meant by ‘devil magic’ earlier.