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Checking his watch, Megamind sighed. This was going to put them dangerously behind schedule, but it would ruin the night just as much if Roxanne had running make-up or had a wardrobe malfunction. It would hardly be the first time he’d called a fight for those reasons. Still, it frustrated him. The Pum-King had to be tonight! Otherwise, he’d have to wait until next year to use the bot!

Following her into the apartment, Megamind wandered into the kitchen while Roxanne shut herself away into the bathroom. Idly and brashly, he poked through the fridge. Maybe he should get a drink while he waited? He could only guess how long it might take. His own costuming would take hours if he had to do it without the assistance of Minion and his brain bots.

Roxanne leaned forward just a little towards the mirror, slightly she titled her head at her reflection while at the same time she very carefully used a dark coloured eye shadow pencil to cover her eyelids as best as she possibly could without accidentally digging the pencil in her actual eye. Once that part of her makeup was over and done with, she put the pencil back into her makeup bag this time she brought out a gel eyeliner as well as the same dark red lipstick, pale foundation, mascara and a rosy pink coloured blush to match the pink of her designed corset top. 

“I put a spell on you and now you’ve gone. My whammy fell on you and it was strong, your wretched little lives have all been cursed because of all the witches working. She’s the worst I put a spell on you and now your mine!” she sang to herself despite she knew that Megamind would hear every word as soon as all her makeup was done with and she looked presentable she took a deep breath then let it out before she put her cape back on and walked over towards the door and opened it with a smile on her face. 

Megamind had just pulled out some juice from Roxanne’s fridge, sniffing it, when he heard her singing. Shooting straight up he stared wide-eyed at the bathroom, “Temptress!”

“That’s that Hocus Pocus movie, isn’t it?” he accused, his lips curving into a wicked grin as he teased her, “The witches that wanted to capture children, does that mean you’re ready to be my evil queen, Miss Ritchi?”