“Good, great, we’ve established that no one cares. Who exactly am I not caring about again? Otherwise, you’ll just going to forever be Boring Legless Man. Unless you prefer that, but it really lacks something as even a stage name.”
I’m not entirely legless. It’d be inaccurate to call me that, and I think that’s even ruder than calling me Boring Legless Man in the first place.
You tell me your name first.
“The point isn’t to be nice. I am a super villain after all.”
“Megamind, Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy! Now you go~”