sarkisms:

syx-blue:

“Good, great, we’ve established that no one cares. Who exactly am I not caring about again? Otherwise, you’ll just going to forever be Boring Legless Man. Unless you prefer that, but it really lacks something as even a stage name.”

I’m not entirely legless. It’d be inaccurate to call me that, and I think that’s even ruder than calling me Boring Legless Man in the first place.

You tell me your name first. 

“The point isn’t to be nice. I am a super villain after all.”

“Megamind, Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy! Now you go~”

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