nientedal:

mollyscribbles:

ramendobe-fanfic-ideas:

TOTALLY something Megamind would do at Roxanne’s workstation.
Laughing until tears streaming down his face, watching every single idiot shout retardedly to the copymachine.

Until Roxanne has had enough of everybody yelling and shouting, breaking her concentration all morning.

Megamind laughs even more once he sees Roxanne in all her full fury, shouting angrily at her co-workers to (shut the hell up, if it doesnt work once, it certainly doesnt work on the 10th time either-!)

(-but it says-)

(I KNOW what it says, and does that seem logical to you!? Its just Megamind messing with all of you god fucking dammit, if i hear as much as one more person trying to do voice command on this thing…- GAH)

////Megamind doesnt laugh as much once Roxanne finds him and gives him a real good slap to the face

Alternatively: She tears down the sign about three shouted commands in (she hadn’t needed to copy anything that day, so she was just confused until she decided to investigate the source of the issue) and tells him it was more juvenile than usual at the next kidnapping.

He has no idea how she’d known it was him, and all she says is if he doesn’t know by now, she’s not telling him.  This is only half so she can feel smug about it–the other half of the reason is that Megamind would sulk for a week if he ever found out how obvious it is.

Only two people in Roxanne’s department use Times New Roman for these kinds of taped-up announcements, and both of them usually center their headers.  Megamind uses Times New Roman for everything and he formats his documents with nothing but the tab key; he maintains he doesn’t have time to waste on things like formatting.

Also, he keeps his bottom margins short so that he can tape the pages of long plans together starting from the bottom up.  Everyone else Roxanne knows would start at the top and work their way down.  

Really, it isn’t hard.