[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

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[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: What kind of villain do you take me for! *grabs your ankles and ranks you closer, leaning over you* perhaps it’s time to break out the torture devices until you beg for mercy~ ]

[TXT MSG: *yelps as I’m yanked closer* Do your worst!   *waggles eyebrows in challenge* ]

[TXT: *slowly striping you of your clothing, starting with your shoes* oh Mr. Drake~ I will have you begging and sobbing before me *running a finger up the arch of your bare foot* ]