[TXT: *kidnaps you and throws you over my shoulder* (well Minion’s shoulder) ]

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[TXT MSG: Unhand me you fiend!! *kicks and waves arms, pretending to struggle dramatically* ]

[TXT: Oh ho ho you may scream all you want my delightful captive but your precious Metro Man can’t save you this time! ]

[TXT MSG: Oh no!  I suppose that leaves me entirely at your mercy!  *throws hand over forehead dramatically* ]

[TXT: Entirely so~ *throws you down on my bed* what wicked things I have in store for you, my pet >;) ]