Sentence Meme: Prison Version

“_____, you’re under arrest.”
“Are you a murderer?”
“Don’t drop the soap!”
“Don’t tell my kids I’m going to jail.”
“Get back to your cell, now.”
“How long are you in here for?”
“I always knew I’d end up back in prison, just a matter of when.”
“I can’t go to prison!”
“I didn’t do it!”
“I guess I’m your new cellmate then.”
“I hope you rot in jail.”
“I just got out of prison.”
“I need you to bail me out.”
“I’m going to make you my prison bitch.”
“I’m gonna find a way out of here.”
“I’ve served my time.”
“Is that legal?”
“The cops are coming!”
“They’re gonna lock me up.”
“This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.”
“Two hundred women, no phones, no washing machines, no hair dryers – it was like Lord of the Flies on estrogen.”
“We’ll both go to prison and you’ll become someone’s bitch.”
“What the hell did you do? You’re going to get us arrested!”
“What you in here for then?”
“You should be locked up.”