sarkisms:

syx-blue:

“Oh, that’s just sad. The design of that contraption is appallingly basic. Where is the innovation or automation? Hmm,” tapping his chin, “Crab legs for all terrain versatility, cupholders, spikes, a mini cannon… maybe undercarriage lighting and of course a sound system.”

… It’s a wheelchair. A chair with wheels. That’s really all it needs – why the fuck would anyone need a mini cannon?

“Because wheels are incredibly poor as a means of mobility?” waving his hands hopelessly as if the explain everything, “How do you go upstairs with wheels? YoU DON’T!”

“Why wouldn’t you need a mini cannon?”