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Megamind regripped the shock gun, the charge built back up in case he needed it, trying to ignore the sting from the staff blow and kicks. Those would definitely be bruises later. 

“No casualties amongst citizens in my protected areas, my turf. DO NOT rob or threaten my protected businesses. Wars and vast destruction stay away from heavily populated territory. You want to fight with a hero, you call him out and let the cops clear the battlefield. You do NOT threaten family. You do not threaten children,” he ground his teeth as he snapped out the last, “Rapists, serial killers, and pedophiles will never be tolerated. E v e r.” 

Looking her dead in the eye, Megamind out with his finger in the air a sideways 6. With a deep breath, he explained, “The mark you’ll know my territory in. In blue paint or on a plaque. It will be everywhere that is mine.” 

Numbering a whole row of rules Alixon turn from the compelling brain bots and glance back at Megs, creasing a eye brown and mouth form a line. Shit. 
“umm..” No word in the air Al lean on her staff to wait. Asking about rule’s apparently a flop, so many… But she act the good listener, and nod patiently when he’s finally done. Never interrupt a passionate man without a fair point.
“Fair points with

Rapists and pedophiles. Serial killer though… can hardly control who go to waist in this city crowded ci- Hey!” Straighten her back, blinking confused.
“How can you stand? Any male would lay on the ground quaking.”

Huffing Megamind crossed his arms scowling. He’d hoped she missed that part. Rolling his eyes he supplied, “I’m an alien. Do you honestly expect alien anatomy to be identical to humans?”